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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Relax and enjoy what life has to offer. Letting past relationships cause you to miss a great opportunity or event should not be allowed. Socializing and networking will bring interesting and satisfying encounters.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Not everyone will agree with the way you handle home and family matters. Upset because of emotional disagreements will back you into a corner. Walk away rather than reveal information that is of a secretive or sensitive nature. Don't take chances.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A change of pace, scenery, or entertainment will do you good. You need to discover, be enlightened, and most of all, find information that will contribute to something that interests you. Offer to help someone with greater knowledge of a subject that draws you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Getting involved with a group or organization about which you feel passionate will enhance your reputation and expand your friendships. A change in the way you handle the people you are close to will alter the way you are treated in return.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Advancement is within reach, and everything you do right now will count. A positive change in location, scenery, and attitude is apparent. You are ready for a challenge and can beat whatever the competition has to offer.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Figure out your budget first. Fixing up your home or taking a course will help you grow mentally and financially. A service you can offer on the side will help ease the stress that a lack of funds can put on you.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Partnerships or relationships with coworkers will be unpredictable and under constant transition. You will, however, have good fortune when it comes to dealing with someone on a personal level. Try to put all differences aside both at work and at home. Love is in the stars.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You may not know which way to turn, but you must make a decision anyway. Stagnation is the enemy, and it will send a message that you are incapable of handling the pressure of being a leader. Fix any minor detail you may have overlooked.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You can manipulate with ease any situation you face in your personal and professional life. Your ability to get things done will enhance your popularity. Changes made to your living arrangements will be beneficial.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't be fooled by what someone tells you. A change of plans should not deter you from carrying on with yours. Problems with friends, neighbors, or someone you have to answer to can be expected. Make sure you have done what's required of you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make the most of whatever situation you face and take advantage of whatever opportunity arises. Change can be good if you put a positive spin to it. A good friendship will turn to love.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Let your intuition guide you when it comes to social and financial matters. No matter what changes are going on around you, remaining constant will show your strength of character and that you are in control.

 

 

 

 


Things Done While Waiting for a Late Cambus:

· Called Bongo and listened to the automated male voice tell me the next bus will be coming in seven minutes.

· Waited eight minutes.

· Called Bongo again to hear the guy tell me the next bus is in 29 and 59 minutes.

· Imagined what the automated Bongo man looks like.

· Wondered if he's single.

· Realized what he just said to me.

· Decided I could never be with such a rude man.

· Distracted myself by writing half a research paper, using a garbage receptacle as my desk.

· Read the chapter in my textbook I had a quiz on yesterday.

· Read *The Daily Iowan* I found stomped onto the curb.

· Took a nap in the bus lane, using the DI as my pillow.

· Decided to forgive the Bongo guy.

· Attempted to call the Bongo guy to beg for his forgiveness.

· Noticed my phone was dead.

· Found someone who has the exact same phone charger I needed.

· Went inside to charge my phone while frantically pressing the power button.

· Saw I had four missed calls from my friend.

· Called her back and heard about her latest Sammi/Ronnie-style break up.

· Purchased $74 worth of nail polish on eBay while I "listened" to her.

· Told her about this sexy man I've been calling.

· Forgot to tell her I've never met him. Or that he's the Bongo man.













 
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