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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Overload is normal for you, and although you aren't happy unless you are running around in a frenzy, focus more on what truly needs to get done. Pay attention to your emotional, mental, and physical well-being. Romance is in the stars.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your concern with financial security for you and your family will prompt you to find out more about investment opportunities. Small-business ventures can pay off if you start small and let your idea grow naturally.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Branch out, and discover new people and places. A change in your regular routine will help you recognize what you want to do next. Taking part in events geared toward a cause you believe in will lead you to someone who can help you advance.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Stop clinging to the past. Get rid of negative energy and the people who don't treat you properly. It's time to stand up for your rights and to follow a path that is geared toward your advancement.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Focus on work, applying for a new job, or working toward advancement where you are working. You need a change, so don't be reluctant to apply for a position that entails a geographical move. An unexpected opportunity will revive your hope for a better future.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Acceptance and moderation will be required. Don't jump to conclusions or let your emotions take over. Loss is likely if you don't protect your possessions and your cash. You'll regret an impulsive response you made.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Love will play a role in your life today. You will attract attention wherever you go, so be careful not to lead someone on. The potential to come into money because of a rebate, surrender, or a win is in the stars.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Use your imagination to decorate or renovate your home, but don't go over budget. Emotional issues regarding money and someone you are close to could develop. A change can be good but it doesn't have to break the bank.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Take advantage of the opportunities that allow you to alter your living space or get involved in a social group where you can network freely. Your self-confidence will persuade someone to take a chance on a proposal you make.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep your thoughts to yourself. Arguments will be a waste of time. Colleagues are not likely to agree with whatever choice you make. Do your own thing, and stick close to those you can trust to not jeopardize your position or your future.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Hooking up with an old friend or changing the way you do things will keep you busy and stir up old memories and ambitions. Expect someone to disapprove of what you do or who you are with. Evaluate your motives.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Refrain from letting your emotions rule. Put your time and energy into what counts and you will attract the help you need to get your plans up and running. A practical approach will convince others to take part.





Things Freshmen Should Have Learned By Now:

• You don't need to raise your hand to ask the professor in your 150-student lecture if you may use the restroom.

• You don't need to bring notes from your mom explaining why you missed the previous class.

• There is no such thing as a "clique" in college — except the annoyingly loud people in the back corner of each lecture hall … the athletes … the sorority girls … the frat guys … the Honors students … the … OK, I'm wrong.

• You don't need to text under your desk; the professor won't take your phone to the principal. You may, however, be called-out in front of the 97 other students doing exactly the same thing.

• Course evaluations are your opportunity to tell your professor her dog sweaters are hideous, her exams are a pain in the ass, and her eyebrows need tweezing.

• That's not a cold sore.

• If your TA doesn't know your name by the third discussion, chances are he never will, and you can just forget about getting any participation points. Or his cell number.

• The Pentacrest Cambus, despite what its name may imply, does not go around and around the Pentacrest all day.

• There are no assigned seats, meaning you really don't have to sit next to the tweaked-out guy in the corner. So if you keep doing so, don't bitch about it.

• Starting a term paper five hours before it's due doesn't mean you're a bad person or a procrastinator; it means you're fuhmazing because you get 'er done.

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