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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Let your intuition guide you when dealing with employers and clients. Your quick response will position you well. A serious discussion with a partner can help to even out responsibilities.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You may be tempted to impress someone by spending more than you should. It will put you in a compromising position and make you look frivolous. Don't reveal anything about finances or a legal concern. Offer your time, not your money.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep an eye on anyone you deem untrustworthy. Don't let your personal problems interfere with your productivity at work or you may miss out on an opportunity. Avoid the trivial chatter going on around you, or you won't finish what's expected of you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Love, romance, and spending time with someone special will be your prime concerns. If you are single, do things that are creative or cultural, and you will meet a prospective partner. If you are in a relationship, enjoy caring, sharing, and making romantic plans.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Put everything you've got into your future. Both personal and professional achievement can be made. A change of scenery or planning your next trip will motivate you to work hard, play hard, and strive to live life to the fullest.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You can spend to make improvements to your home or to take care of family matters, but don't spend frivolously — you will end up owing money you cannot repay. Refuse to let anyone's negativity tempt you to give in to something you don't want.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You'll have the drive to finish what you start and to impress onlookers who may be sizing up how valuable you are. A problem with a partnership may develop if you cannot agree to move in the same direction.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You'll feel akin to someone you meet socially or while networking. Share your thoughts, but don't reveal your secrets. This person may be trying to impress you by exaggerating. Put an honest effort into self-improvement projects.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't listen to hearsay. Go directly to the source. Concentrate on making changes to your home that will add to its comfort. A romantic evening will lead to some personal decisions.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Look at what worked well for you in the past, and you will know how to move forward now. Problems with friends, neighbors, and relatives can leave you in a predicament if you aren't prepared to take action.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Look over your money matters and your current situation. You have to own up to anything you owe or need to take care of before moving on. You will feel much better once you put the past behind you and take advantage of the opportunities heading your way.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Deal with a situation at work quickly in order to avoid being blamed for something you didn't do. Don't hold back information, even if it will get someone into trouble. Right now, honesty is the best way to protect your position.

 

 

 

 


Worst Opening Lines in Books:

• The End

• "Well, all evidence points to the butler, but just in case, I'm going to go through this lengthy list of possible but unlikely suspects and eliminate them one by one, just to be sure."

• It was a dreary and drizzly night.

• OK, this is going to be really hard to describe, but it all happened in that one place with the thing and the person who said that one thing that one time.

• Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was born in Chile, adopted when she was 6 months old, and was raised by Italian-American parents in Marlboro, New York.

• The following account is taken directly from official CIA files and relates to Mr. B[xxxxxx] M[xxxxxx] of [xxxxxx], MN and the time that he tried to kill J[xxxxxx] K[xxxxxx] on J[xxxxxx] 17th, 19[xxxxxx], even though he [xxxxxx] with her [xxxxxx] and she [xxxxxx]ed it.

• Jacob listened to the creaking of the rocking chair as he rocked: creeeeeak, creak, creeeeeak, creak, creeeeeak, creak, creeeeeak, creak, creeeeeak, creak.

• It was definitely the most mundane of times.

• Whatever you paid for this book, it was too much.

• As we gathered around the living room fireplace, Uncle George suddenly chilled us all to the bone, for we realized that we were locked in the cabin only a second before his dreadful words sunk into our brains: "I want to tell you about something that changed my life; I want to tell you about a company called Amway."

• Call me Bob.













 
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