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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It's important that you tend to your own work instead of taking on responsibilities that don't belong to you. Emotional blackmail will be difficult to handle. You'll have excellent ideas and will do well in competitive challenges.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You'll be exceptionally intuitive, especially when dealing with people who want something from you. Your imagination will help you come up with solutions. Short trips will pay off. Expect the unexpected when it comes to love.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You'll face opposition if you push your ideas on others. Be observant, and save your comments for another time. Focus on whatever will help you get ahead personally and professionally. Financial losses are likely if you insist on taking a risk.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your imagination will wander. Talk to people from different backgrounds, and you will get a better sense of where you might like to travel. Learning will highlight your day.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Professional opportunities are present if you push for what you want. Don't be afraid to let others know your capabilities. Love and romance are in the stars and can lead to a change if you discuss your plans for the future.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Contracts, agreements, and money matters should take top priority. Making a commitment will enable you to take on a project to help you achieve personal goals. An old responsibility will surface, bringing about a last-minute change of plans.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take better care of yourself. Too much of anything will lead to fatigue, confusion, or loss. Partnerships must be handled with respect and caution. Interference from colleagues and peers will cause you to fall short of your goals.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Plan to make home improvements. Sizing down can make your life easier and give you a much better outlook. Once you feel you are on top of your situation, you will begin to see the direction that best supports your lifestyle.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't believe what outsiders say, or you will end up in trouble with someone you should have trusted and didn't. Someone from your past may meddle in your affairs. Make life easier by sticking close to home and family.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Communication will be difficult with people who don't share your opinion. Stick close to those you know you can trust. Delays can be expected if you are traveling or waiting for answers. Don't give in to demands being made.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A joint venture can turn out exceptionally well if you are ready to dedicate time, money, and hard work. Reworking an old idea to better fit the economic climate we live in will turn out well and will bring financial gains.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Emotional deception is apparent. Own up to anything you might have done to contribute to things going wrong. A problem with your personal papers is apparent and must be sorted out before you make any sort of change in your life, personally or professionally.

 

 

 

 


My Musical Knowledge:

• Songs about heroin, rickshaws, or simulated rape are acceptable, so long as they have a good hook.

• Any point a movie can make will have more effect if made through song. Any point made through song can be made 10 times more effective if sung by Randy Newman.

• Censors are extremely effective and comprehensive. An elite list of words is all that is worth censoring, but the intimate details describing and performing those words are appropriate. (Go superman a ho, FCC.)

• To be a great music enthusiast, you must like obscure bands that few people have heard of and insist that any band with widespread fame is a sellout. If a band you like does become big, you must continually remind everyone that you knew of the band before it became famous, and it has since lost its soul.

• Musical piracy is nothing new. In Mozart's time, skilled thieves would sit in the audience and transcribe the sheet music while he played.

• An artist who sings about his life doing drugs, robbery, pimping, and murdering will prosecute you if you illegally download his music.

• Once you have a few decent songs, remember to release greatest hits albums every four to five years packed with your same old stuff, a generic interview, and a few of your best songs performed live in a shady venue with terrible acoustics and an overwhelmingly loud crowd.













 
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