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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Interacting with others will lead to knowledge and connections beneficial for your future. A love relationship will undergo positive changes. Group activities will pay off if you learn something new or develop a talent you possess.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Affairs of the heart may not be easy to understand. A one-sided relationship will jade you if you allow it to go on too long. You will develop a lasting friendship with someone new if you get involved in a cause you believe in.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your humor, together with your charm, will attract attention if you participate in community or group affairs. Don't hold back; let others know exactly what you think. A function at your local museum, science center, or art gallery will spark new and creative ideas for helping others.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Difficulties will develop while dealing with partners. If you don't do a good job sorting through the problems that arise, you will face complaints. Losses will occur if you are careless or frivolous.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do something exciting. You can make a profit if you invest in something you enjoy doing and can offer as a service to others. You can make favorable physical changes with a fitness, diet, and nutrition program. Love is on the rise.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You can achieve your goals if you present your ideas to superiors. Don't hold back because of your own insecurities. Sizing down or reducing your debt will help ease stress and allow you to follow a path that suits you better.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Catch up on time spent with family before someone you love cries neglect. Discuss personal problems, and you can find a solution that works for everyone. A regimented routine will ease your stress and make you feel better about the way you look.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Say what you think. Your ability to get your point across may be hurtful, but it will be appreciated. A meddler will cause friction or mislead you. Do your own fact-finding.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Start discussions that will give you the freedom to make beneficial changes to your home and family. Run your ideas and concerns by anyone who could create a problem or stop you from following through.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): If you let personal problems take over, you will fall behind. You'll feel much better and can ease your stress if you do something you enjoy. Nurturing a personal relationship will help deter a mounting problem.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): With a little optimism regarding your plans, you can turn things around. Don't let criticism get you down. You can persuade those who count to look at what you are trying to achieve. Rely on experience.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Someone you work with may not see things the same way you do. Have the confidence to do your own thing. You work best when you follow your own ideas and instincts.

 

 

 

 


Short Letters I'll Never Send:

• To the guy dressed as a pimp I met [read: made out with] on Lucas Street when I was a dressed as school girl for Halloween 2009: Why haven't you called me yet?

• To the Iowa City snow-removal team: Thanks for the sandbox at the end of my driveway.

• To the girl who just walked into my class: If you are going to hyperventilate after walking up two flights of stairs, you can at least bring a mint.

• To the guy at Burge Marketplace taking his time at the mayo dispenser: It's the freshman 15, not the freshman 35. Stick to the salad bar.

• To the old lady wearing Uggs: First of all, it's spring. Second, it's not nice to steal from your granddaughter.

• To the driver of this bus: Do you really have to keep this thing at 87 degrees just so you can wear your eighth-grade soccer team T-shirt?

• To the annoying and discourteous guy in my lecture: If you aren't going to set your phone on silent, can't you at least invest in some decent ring tones? If I hear Rebecca Black coming from your phone one more time, I'm gonna make you think Wednesday is the day after Friday Friday.

• To my gynecologist's receptionist: Next time, please remember to seal the envelope when you mail me things. Every time I see my mailman, he winks at me.

• To my overly conservative aunt: I don't care if your girls know how to be modest. My "girls" need fresh air and sunshine. Mmkay, frumpy?













 
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