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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Partnerships will be difficult, causing uncertainty regarding your future. Bide your time, and hear what is being said before you assess your situation or make an irreversible decision. A hidden agenda is cause for concern.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Do what you do best, and you will be appreciated for your skills. Discuss future plans with colleagues or superiors; you will plant a seed that will secure your position.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotional matters are escalating. Nurture both personal and professional relationships to ease any negative feelings that are brewing. A misunderstanding can be easily rectified.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Be careful how you conduct yourself in both business and social situations. You will attract plenty of attention, but if you are too pushy or sure of yourself, someone who doubts your ability to follow through will question your motives.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your personality will help you stand out at work and in any group or organization you join. Don't be surprised if someone feels left out or slighted by your obvious charm and ability to manipulate whatever situation you face.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Knowledge can be a powerful asset when applying for a position. Interviews will go well, and discussions that pertain to your current position or a project you wish to work on will lead to advancement. Put time aside for romance.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You'll have the discipline to follow through with your plans and to create a situation that allows you to use your creative imagination to its fullest. No challenge will be too great for you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your emotions will not steer you in the wrong direction. Show your feelings. Change may be daunting but, in the end, will lead to a much better space mentally, emotionally, and physically.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Put more time and effort into your home and family, or complaints can be expected. The more you do to encourage growth and expansion in both your personal and professional lives, the further you will advance.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You'll face opposition, burdens, and meddling if you are open about pursuits. Take a back seat, and be the one observing rather than the one on display. Don't let any last-minute changes cause you to alter your plans.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): An unusual development in your financial situation is about to unfold. A change in the way you earn your living or deal with your money will result in a higher income and less stress. A contractual deal can be formulated and signed.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Creative accounting will save you a bundle and allow you greater freedom to do some of the projects you haven't been able to afford in the past. A partnership or agreement you make will pay off.

 

 

 

 


Why Print Journalism Will Never Die:

• Newspapers are useful as umbrellas, especially in the movies. Have you ever tried to use your laptop as an umbrella? That's what I thought.

• Newspapers can be used as a protective cushion for packing or shipping fragile items. You ever try wrapping your shot glasses with your BlackBerry?

• Newspapers can be used to kindle a fire. Not even the Kindle can kindle a fire.

• When saturated with paste, newspapers make the perfect material to papier-mâché a balloon into a piñata. The only time you'll ever be tempted to offer your iPad2 to a bunch of bat-wielding 7-year olds is in the back alleys of Ciudad Juarez.

• Newspapers can be used to protect the floor under my cat's litter box. The only multimedia device I'd wish that fate on is a Zune.

• "I'm going to get a cup of coffee and read my morning laptop" just doesn't sound as good. Admit it.

• We need magazines or else kidnappers won't have anything to make ransom notes out of, and then they'll have to stop kidnapping. Is that really what we, as a society, calls progress?

• Are you really going to bring your laptop into the bathroom with you? That's disgusting.













 
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