|
New Feature! Sudoku below Horoscopes and Ledge, play online or print it out!



ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take partnerships seriously, but do so with kindness and understanding. Your talents will stand out and will be noticed by both old friends and new. Incorporate your creative and imaginative mind into your work.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You will discover some new facts about how you can make your money grow in our current economic climate. Your concern with financial security for your family will prompt you to look into real estate or services and products you feel have good resale value.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Nervous energy can lead to emotional mishaps when dealing with personal partners. Keep everything out in the open. It’s the hidden matters that will lead to jealousy and possessiveness. If there is something you want to know, be upfront and ask.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Face facts and take ownership of anything you may have done that might have hurt someone’s feelings. Making up can have its rewards, if you are sincere. A creative hobby will lift your spirits.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You can make a huge difference if you participate in a group or event that interests you. An offer you cannot refuse is coming down the pipeline, based on your recent performance. Don’t be shy; step into the spotlight.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Clear up any debt you owe or that is owed to you, if possible. An impulsive move on your part or someone else’s will lead to a disagreement. Get the go-ahead before you do something that will affect others.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ll be at your best, but not everyone will appreciate what you do. A change at work will lead to a better position or new location. Don’t worry about criticism; it will be linked to jealousy. Put your heart on the line for the one you love.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t let love cost you. It may be hard to resist giving the object of your affections whatever he or she wants, but in the end, you will be taken advantage of or ridiculed for being wasteful. Give your time and hands-on help.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t let friends come between you and your lover or immediate family. Let go of anyone who is giving you the runaround. A social event will bring you in contact with someone who interests you intellectually and professionally.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Think through your next move. Not everyone will be interested in your plans, and if you are pushy, you are likely to get a negative response. Make sure that whatever you want to accomplish you can do on your own.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Get together with old friends or colleagues. You’ll be surprised by what everyone is up to and how well you all fit together. Collaborate on an idea, and you will find a promising new venture.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Speaking out may lead to emotional turmoil with someone you need working with you, not against you. Tread carefully. Things are not as bad as they appear as long as you proceed with caution.

 

 

 

 


Health Facts:

• By the time the average person finishes reading this article, 3 million cells in her or his body will have died and been replaced. (So for you communications majors, it’s closer it 10 million.)

• Vaccinations are usually administered in the largest muscle in the body, the gluteus maximus, which is especially the case for yo mamma.

• In the 1800s, gin was thought to cure stomach problems; nowadays, we know rum and coke works better.

• Vaccinations consist of 97 percent water, 2 percent remnants of dead viruses, and 1 percent mind-control serum.

• Babies are, pound for pound, stronger than oxen, so don’t judge me for the baby fight club I started — they can handle it.

• Standard vaccinations are the second leading cause of children crying, right behind “no tears” shampoo.

• It takes a red blood cell around 20 minutes to make a complete circuit through the body. Or a bit longer if they stop for a smoothie at Orange Julius.

• Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour; but if you’re banging your head against the wall for an entire hour, then you’re probably not worrying about calories.

• Every year, your body replaces 98 percent of the atoms in your body. Hopefully, I can use that fact to persuade the judge it wasn’t actually me who started that baby fight club.

• More heart attacks occur on Monday than any other day, so always treat “a case of the Mondays” as a serious threat, seeking rest and “medicinal help” as soon as possible. (Even on when you get a case of the Mondays on Thursday.)













 
Privacy Policy (8/15/07) | Terms of Use (4/28/08) | Content Submission Agreement (8/23/07) | Copyright Compliance Policy (8/25/07) | RSS Terms of Use

Copyright © The Daily Iowan, All Rights Reserved.