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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Question your direction and consider your options. Knowing that you aren’t stuck in one place should make your decision easier. A challenge will get you moving toward goals you may not have considered in the past.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Be sure to be fully aware of any repercussions that may develop should you make a mistake. Allow everyone a chance to voice an opinion before you push your plans. For now, put your effort into being the best you can be.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Change your direction, or make a move that will raise your standard of living. Avoid anyone who is difficult to get along with or who hasn’t been honest with you in the past. Serious work and effort will be required.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You’ll have to hold your ground, especially if someone is trying to persuade you to get involved in a deal requiring a financial contribution. You are better off investing in learning or in picking up a new skill.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Put your feelings aside, and finish what needs to be done. You cannot let personal problems slow you down. You can make changes that will ensure better times but not before you catch up with jobs that take precedence.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’ll have some cost-effective ideas that can turn your home into a much better place to entertain and get work accomplished. Be sure you are prepared to deal with any personal matters that can change your current status.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ll be feeling anxious if you have fallen behind. Indecisiveness can cost you financially. Stress will be at the root of all your problems. Do everything in your power to eliminate whatever is weighing you down personally or financially.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Talk about your feelings. You will come to an understanding that will surprise you and the person who concerns you. Changes at home may be difficult at first, but once you get started, you will see how favorably everything unfolds.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t let someone else’s uncertainty rain on your parade. Go after what you want, and settle for nothing less. The changes you make at home will benefit you personally and professionally. Larger quarters or someone new in your life will bring you great joy.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t give away too many of your secrets until you are positive you can trust the people you are sharing information with. Stick close to home. Problems while traveling or dealing with outsiders or organizations with a different belief system can be expected.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s time to put the past behind you and face your emotions head on. Once you realize what you want out of life, you will be able to set your goals and follow through until you reach your destination. You have the strength and tenacity needed.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Revamp your look and lift your spirits. Upgrading is necessary in today’s society, so get a makeover or sign up for a self-improvement seminar. Do whatever it takes to raise your self-esteem and pamper your tired mind, body, and soul.

 

 

 

 


Signs you’ve waited too long to go back to college:

• You’re the only one in class wearing bifocals.

• That cute little brunette calls you “Sir.”

• Events mentioned as “history” are things that you remember seeing on live TV.

• You walk around campus listening to your Walkman.

• You have trouble figuring out how to do umlauts and other foreign characters on Microsoft Word, so you leave blank spaces and write them in by hand.

• You have tattoos older than most of your classmates.

• When you send text messages and e-mails, you use complete words — and punctuation.

• Trying to register for classes online is a maddening exercise that makes you long for the good ol’ days of standing all day in long lines.

• The sunlight coming through the windows blinds half of the class when it reflects off your “silver highlights.”

• On the first day of class, you’re mistaken for the instructor.

• You wonder which will arrive first, your financial-aid check or your Social Security check.

• It’s after mid-terms, but you’re still relying on a printed copy of your schedule to remind you where you need to be — and when.

• Your well-meaning friends are impressed and “don’t know if I could do that at your age.”

• It’s your wife, not your mother, getting on you about finishing your homework.

• Spring break means a very welcome quiet week at home with your wife.













 
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