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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Grab hold of whatever situation is appealing and shows promise, and you will excel. Connect with people who have similar interests. It’s a time of give-and-take as well as added discipline to see matters through to completion.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Steer clear of anyone trying to convert or push you in a direction that’s not right for you. Doubt is likely to arise when dealing with institutions, large corporations, or government agencies. Do your own research.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’ve got everything going for you, so don’t look back, slow down, or let anyone else take over. The connections you make now will lead to a long-lasting relationship. Use your imagination, and you can improve your financial situation.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Keep your thoughts to yourself. Focus on getting your work done and avoiding a run-in that will lead to loss. Your emphasis should be on learning, patience, and spending quality time with someone you love.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ve got the capability to achieve your goals, so don’t allow your emotions to lead you astray. You don’t have to buy your way into a group or pay for someone you want to impress. Use your head, your good ideas, and your charm.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Someone will take advantage of you financially if you don’t protect your assets and your ideas. A love interest may not be what you think. Back away from anyone who is overindulgent physically, emotionally, or financially.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Present, promote, and push whatever you have to offer. You will grab the interest of someone who wants to collaborate with you personally or professionally. Don’t let self-doubt cause you to offer too much for too little.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t let emotions get the better of you when you can turn what may appear to be a setback into an opportunity. Use your creativity to come up with an idea for a project that has the potential to bring in huge profits.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t get all worked up over nothing. If someone doesn’t see things your way or doesn’t want to take part in something you are doing, don’t let it stop you from moving forward. Changes at home may appear to be negative but will ultimately benefit you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Refrain from letting others see what you are planning. Opposition can be expected. Move forward on your own to avoid obstacles. Avoid travel, serious talks, and dealing with anyone in a position to influence your future.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take on a new project or integrate something you are working on now with something you’ve done in the past. You can come up with a way to stabilize your financial situation. Take care of any pending settlement and legal or health matters.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Good fortune can be yours if you are active in your pursuits. Don’t leave anything to chance or depend on others to get things done for you. You have plenty to gain if you direct your energy wisely. Love is in the stars.





Things to Do on the Moon:

• Catch some cosmic rays and maybe gain some Fantastic Four type powers, or at least try not to die.

• Psych myself up by bench pressing 500 pounds.

• Look for the spot that Neil Armstrong told you that he “marked.”

• Make Moon-dust angels.

• Continually report to Houston: “Why do you have be so serious all time? Can’t we just talk about our feelings?”

• Open up a Starbucks on the southern hemisphere to complement the one open on the northern.

• Do the moonwalk , on the Moon.

• Prepare for the colonization by planting apple seeds every 50 yards.

• Try to find the Man in the Earth. (Hint: he likes maple syrup, eh.)

• Look up how many flier miles this trip earned you and see Shatner negotiate a better deal.

• Adjust the flag so it’s facing the correct way.

• Squish the Earth between your thumb and fingers through the magic of forced perspective. For added effect, say “I crush you, puny earthmen.”

• Make a bunch of “You’ll never guess where I’m calling from” phone calls.

• Keep trying to get the remote-controlled rovers to do double-flips off the raised rims of craters.

• Send humble tweets like: “Sigh. Woke up on the Moon, again. SSDD.”

• Remember to bury my biodegradable trash conspicuously, so as to reduce my carbon footprint.

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