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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The greater emphasis should be on staying out of trouble, not forcing your will on others. Strive to do a good job in the shortest amount of time. Let your intuition guide you and control your impulsiveness.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’ll have to be careful not to step on someone’s toes. Back off if you feel you are agitating a situation. Be supportive instead of trying to take over. Relax, and live in the moment.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): As long as you don’t mix business with pleasure, you will skyrocket to victory. Choose your battles wisely. Discipline will be your answer to getting what needs to be done out of the way. Don’t underestimate the competition.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Watch your back. Not everyone will be in your corner or be willing to help you excel. Move forward at your own pace, and control whatever situation you face. Taking on someone else’s burden will slow you down.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Being passionate about what you do or about your beliefs may cause friction. Most others, however, will be drawn to your conviction, determination, and aggressive approach to making a difference. Positive change is heading your way.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Refuse to let anyone dictate what you do or how you invest your time and money. Make very clear what your choice is going to be, regardless of what anyone else does. Don’t let uncertainty stand in the way of your future goals.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You will surprise everyone if you make a decision regarding your personal or professional partnership. Call the shots and make your point heard. A new opportunity is within reach and should be taken advantage of.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Before you talk about your plans or ideas, listen to what others have to say. You don’t want to give anyone the upper hand or the ability to take advantage of the research and hard work you have put into development. Use your time wisely.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Someone is likely to become angry with you if you are too open about your relationships with others. Focus more on home and family. Putting a positive spin on whatever develops is the only way to victory. Don’t let a personal relationship hold you back.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t be too sure that everyone is going to abide by your rules or listen to what you have to say. Friction is apparent, leading to uncertainty and problems when dealing with friends, relatives, or authority figures. Stick to what you know and do best.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Put everything in perspective and do what needs to be done. You can make a difference to your future by using your past as a reference. Stabilize your financial situation by budgeting wisely.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keeping a secret can turn into a sorrowful situation. Before you walk away from any situation you face, make sure you have been honest about the way you feel and what you expect to accomplish. Doubt will be your demise.

 

 

 

 


Signs You May Be Cheap:

• You pick up bobby pins off the floor … in public … restrooms.

• You go out of your way to walk past the people handing out free tampons. Then you turn around and walk by again.

• Sinks use less water than toilets, and you’ve got your water bill to think about.

• You wear every article of clothing at least twice. Except jeans. Jeans can be worn nearly indefinitely before needing to be washed, and even then, you wait until you spill something on them.

• Your idea of washing clothes is spraying them with watered-down generic Febreeze.

• You only buy things when they’re on sale, can be price compared with another store, have an accompanying coupon, AND an employee discount.

• While at the grocery store, you visit every free sample booth. Subsequently, your collection of used toothpicks and plastic mini-spoons is unrivaled. And, YES, of course you have plans for them.

• You attend any event that promises a free T-shirt solely for the T-shirt

• You attend any event that promises free food, even if you’re not a member of the organization

• In the winter, you unplug your refrigerator and just put all your perishable groceries in your back yard.

• You’ve figured out a way to reuse disposable cameras.

• You use soap and shampoo you took from the housekeeping cart at a hotel you happened to be walk by one day.

• You take pens from various local businesses. Usually from their supply closet.

• You use the back side of Post-it Notes.













 
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