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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Travel or educational plans can be put into play. The more time spent doing things that will help you grow mentally or emotionally, the better your chance to raise your income. A move will lead to greater opportunities.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Look at what you can accomplish, not what you cannot. Talk about your plans and ideas with someone who has vision, and you will find yourself sitting in an excellent position. Don’t let love mislead you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A rare opportunity to expand your business, hobby, or interest will turn into something that pays off monetarily as well. Favors will be granted, and partnerships can be formed, ensuring that you are able to follow your course of action successfully.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Pick up any additional knowledge or skill required to finish a job. You have to protect your interest at work by going over and above the call of duty. Be open to suggestions and willing to try new ways of doing things.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take a stab at something you’ve never done before, and you will find you have a gift you didn’t know you had. There is money to be made. Socializing or networking will pay off personally and professionally.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t fall short because you missed an opportunity. Build your portfolio, and improve your assets and valued possessions. Making a property transaction or upgrading your current residence will pay off.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ll be drawn to unusual people and pastimes. Once you are sure you can afford what’s being offered, you will enjoy endless possibilities, along with a chance to travel, learn, and possibly change directions.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put more emphasis on socializing or taking part in other interests. The information you gather and the people you meet will inspire you to return to old goals you have wanted to develop. Alterations to an idea will be successful.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ll move to your own beat. This is the perfect time to make yourself heard and to push what you want to achieve. Home-improvement projects may not be welcomed, but with gentle persuasion, you will get your way.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ll be faced with opposition if you try to persuade others to do things your way. Problems while traveling or dealing with people in a position of authority will arise if you don’t abide by the rules. Avoid impulsive action.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can turn an old idea into a prosperous venture. It’s time to take a stab at doing something that will help you become more independent. Speaking freely about your concerns and solutions will garner interest from people who can help you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t let your emotions lead you into a perilous situation. Bide your time, and wait until you see an opening that will allow you to peacefully move in a direction better suited to you. For now, just hone your skills.

 

 

 

 


Post Spring Break Observations:

• If the closest you were to a beach was watching “CSI Miami,” you can’t brag about your “sick” Florida vacation.

• Sunburns may be painful, but they’re worth it to show people you did something worthwhile.

• Apparently, waking up at 2 in the afternoon doesn’t fly anymore … unless you’re majoring in criminology.

• As it turns out, going home WAS a perfectly reasonable way to save money … and admit you have no friends.

• At this point, you might as well give up trying to figure out why you chose the Hello Kitty tramp stamp. Some things are better left not remembered, anyway.

• Despite what you’d think, Mexican police aren’t any easier to bribe than those in Iowa City. They are more likely to “confiscate” your belongings, though.

• Nobody wants to hear you brag about your mission trip unless your mission involved slaying a dragon and rescuing a princess.

• Chances are, if your professor also went on spring break, then your class is hella easy and you’re guaranteed to get an A no matter what.

• If you are still being held on bail in a Mexican prison, congratulations. You had the most epic spring break ever.

• Make sure that nobody ever finds out about the “Girls Gone Wild” DVD you’re on. Call the company, pretend you’re your dad, and cancel the subscription.

• If you’re a seventh-year senior, don’t feel bad, if only because it means you’ve had seven spring breaks.













 
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