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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Nice will go a lot further than nasty. You may feel stressed, and emotional and tend to overreact if you don’t tame the beast within you. Do whatever it takes to calm down before you interact with others.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Delve into all the jobs you’ve left undone. Close deals, and end pending settlements. Dealing with institutions may be necessary, but don’t let bureaucracy intimidate you. It’s only uncertainty on your part that will hold you back.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Offering to help someone will turn out poorly. Don’t let circumstances lead to a dispute because you want to accommodate everyone. Joining an interest group will enhance your personal life and give you options on how to live your life.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Past experience, coupled with your unique approach, will help you get ahead personally and professionally. Avoid showing your true feelings or acting on impulse regarding an emotional situation with a friend, coworker, or dependent.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Look at the big picture, and you will find a way to use your talents to suit whatever is currently going on in your life. Focus more on relationships and taking care of your own personal needs. Plan a romantic evening for two.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A change of plans can alter your financial future. Join forces with someone who can offer something that you cannot. An unexpected cash injection is apparent and must be put to proper use, no matter how big or small.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take time out for a little pampering and play time. Any opportunity that allows you to enjoy the company of someone you love should be taken. Use your imagination, and you will find a way to turn an idea into a worthwhile endeavor.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put your best foot forward, and make your home environment the best possible. A change of attitude will help you discover a talent or skill you didn’t know you had. Doing something you love can turn into a profitable venture.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Watch out for false advertising — when shopping and in conversation. Not everyone will be forthright. Someone from your past will come to mind or reappear in your life. Tread carefully, or you may end up disappointed.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Jump to conclusions, and you will pay the price. Accept change, and work with whatever and whomever you are assigned. Being a team player will earn you points and lead to a better position.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Think back to the activities, challenges, and projects you used to enjoy doing. An open conversation with someone who may have a job prospect or interesting position you can fill will pay off. You can make more money if you diversify.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Go with the flow, and accept change readily. You can make interesting progress if you are aggressive in your pursuits. Don’t step on someone’s toes in the process. Show your true potential, but work congenially.





6 thoughts on superheroes:

• You’d think Captain America would have been promoted by now. He’s only saved the United States — if not the entire WORLD — a couple dozen or so times already. Seriously, what’s this guy need to do to make Major? (Yes, “Major” — I’m assuming he’s not in the Navy.)

• Do you think Mr. Fantastic could make his nose pick itself?

• For coming from a planet that was annihilated, there sure are a lot of Kryptonians running around. (I mean, you don’t see many Alderaanians casting around the Star Wars Universe, and those people had established access to faster-than-light travel, not dinky little baby-sized homemade escape pods).

• Professor X’s arch nemesis should have been someone called ‘Doctor O.’ Then, their battle taunts could have been stuff like “X marks the spot!” and “Cat’s not winning this game.” Stan Lee really dropped the ball on that one.

• Shouldn’t Wolverine’s teeth be adamantium, too? I know they’re not technically “bones,” but c’mon — dude should be depicted with a killer set of chompers. And what about cartilage? Can you even break his nose, or would you chip a nail if you flicked his ear?

• I’m always glad they point out that Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, as opposed to all those slow-motion bullets that even guys like me can outrun.

• Does the cape make the Batman, or does Batman make the cape?

• PEOPLE, quit telling the joke about Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Invisible Man. There is no such thing as the Invisible Man.

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