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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Tread carefully. Overreacting will be your downfall. Being a patient observer may not be to your liking, but it will spare you from coming across as difficult, ruining your reputation.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take time to listen and help others. Making personal or professional changes based on what you know and can offer will help you advance. Don’t let anyone persuade you to do something that will not benefit you or a cause you believe in.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Listen to someone with more experience, but don’t feel obligated to pay for the information. You will be doing whoever helps you a service by teaching them, in return, that her or she has something to offer. A shared effort will bring the best results.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You’ll have a greater interest in your financial status, and you should be able to come up with an original idea that can be used to accumulate greater cash flow. Joining forces with someone either personally or professionally will help you lower your overhead.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Think about your beliefs, your lifestyle, and what motivates you. It may be time to alter the way you do things, but don’t go overboard or put pressure on someone else in order to do so.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Do everything in your power to be the best you can be. A makeover, picking up skills, or even changing the way you handle your money can all contribute to your future success. Love is on the rise.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t give in to someone putting unreasonable demands on you. You have to be strong if you want equality. A change in the way you do things or your professional direction can contribute to your self-confidence.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t wait for someone else to tell you how things should be done or what you should do. Make up your own mind, and follow your own path. You won’t be disappointed in the results.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t let someone’s criticism or lack of understanding throw you off course. Recognize what it is that will make you happy, and concentrate on getting to that point.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stifle any emotional feelings that may stop you from doing what’s best for you, personally or professionally. Remembering why you have to make changes will give you the strength to do what’s required to move forward.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Listen to good advice. It may not be what you want to hear, but it will help you make a better choice. Someone from your past will have an effect on you now. Put distance between you and someone who is a bad influence.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A last-minute change of plans may be annoying, but in the end, it will be beneficial. Offering your services or knowledge will result in a favor or promise being made. Don’t put pressure on anyone or let anyone pressure you.

 

 

 

 


Life is like a box of chocolates …

• … decidedly more expensive the month before Christmas.

• … sometimes smooth, sometimes sticky, sometimes bumpy, and sometimes you encounter a nut.

• … by the time you’re done with it, you just want to sleep.

• … a lot more complicated if you can’t read instructions.

• … it’ll make you choke sometimes.

• … more fun coming in than going out.

• … better with some decent wine.

• … except that it’s not a box and not made of chocolate.

• … a surprise gift that’s not always appreciated.

• … only truly wasted if thrown away before it’s finished.

• … the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts.

• … only truly enjoyable for a maximum of three days.

• … less expensive at Wal-Mart but also worse.

• …the French think they do it better.

• … purchasable on the Internet.

• … old ladies have them, but you don’t want the ones that old ladies have.

• … you shouldn’t take it from a stranger.

• … if you come to it late, all that’s left is are the hardest options.

• … of very slight comfort to the homeless.

• … it’s a bad idea to leave a child with one unsupervised.

• … the best chunks often go to children.

• … rife with spaces that could be filled with chocolate.

• … the crappiest ones last the longest.

• … it lasts longer if you know how to keep your mouth shut.

• … you probably won’t need a knife, but it also probably wouldn’t hurt.

• … more fun late at night than in the morning.

• … not as harmful if you brush your teeth and exercise regularly.

• … if it last too long, it gets stale.

• … eventually, you’re gonna eat it.













 
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