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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep your secrets locked up tight. Being too open about personal matters will lead to rumors that can hurt your reputation. Instead, put the emphasis on others, showing interest in whatever pursuits they are tackling. An opportunity will arise.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A sudden and unexpected turn of events will ignite your personal and romantic lives. Be ready to follow through so you don’t miss out on what’s being offered. Your knowledge and offer of time and services will put you in the limelight.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): This is no time to take chances with your reputation. Expect emotional matters to lead to a confrontation if you have taken matters into your own hands without sufficient knowledge or understanding.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You can go two ways today: the know-it-all way or the interest-in-learning-more scenario. It’s your future; the choice you make will influence your personal and professional status. Keep things simple.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ll be in a partying mood, but even so, you must avoid overindulgence. Your best bet is to do something that improves or updates your lifestyle, looks, or knowledge. Different cultural traditions and ways of doing things will help you make the right choice.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’ll be drawn to unusual people who can offer you an insightful view into people, activities, and skills that are foreign to you. What you learn from others will lead to an interesting union or partnership that can turn into a profitable enterprise.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Watch your back. Not everyone is on your side. Don’t overreact, or you will be open for criticism. Keep your thoughts to yourself, and keep close tabs on what so-called friends and acquaintances are doing and saying.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can work from home and accomplish personal and professional goals. Your ability to see what needs to be done and to follow through will bring about a new set of rules to live by. A celebration will enhance your love life and your attitude.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Trouble on the home front will escalate if you don’t do some damage control. Be upfront and honest, and although not everyone you deal with will agree with you, at least you will know where you stand and what you need to do next.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Remembering dreams, hopes, and wishes from your youth will help you make some decisions about your future. You can make personal changes both physically and with the company you keep, leading to more entertaining and profitable endeavors.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If you haven’t been working at a job you enjoy, it’s time to look at what’s available that allows you to utilize your skills and is meaningful to you. Talk to someone you trust to guide you in the most suitable direction.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t let your emotions interfere with what needs to be done or said. If you take what’s going on personally, you will not stand a chance of getting what you want. Be open-minded and adaptable.

 

 

 

 


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