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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Temptation will entice you to do things you normally wouldn’t do. Overstepping your bounds, taking on too much, and blowing situations out of proportion can all be expected. Discipline will be required.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’ll learn a lot from the company you keep and the places you visit. Keep an open mind. Offering your services will be well-received and will bring you recognition and propositions you cannot refuse. Celebrate with someone you love.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Focus on work, getting ahead, or adding to your skills. You’ll come up with a good plan or idea that can lead to a higher position or give you the edge you need. Don’t worry about a negative comment; it’s insecurity speaking, nothing more.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Open your ears, and listen to what’s being said. You will pick up valuable information that will allow you to raise your profile. A business trip will pay off. Mix business with pleasure, and you will make a hit with someone you love.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Taking the initiative will keep you in the game and ensure that you hang on to what you’ve worked so hard to achieve. Don’t let complaints from friends or your lover cause you to miss out on a professional event with opportunities to network.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You can count on friends and family to help you out. An opportunity to work with people you know well will give you greater hope for the future. Security and stability will come with knowing where you stand and the possibilities that exist.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t be too quick to rule out what someone you are close to or trust is capable of doing. Keep the peace no matter what it takes. Put your effort into self-improvement and creative endeavors.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): People from your past can make a difference to your life now. Someone who shared your interests will have a sound idea for a project you are working on now. Revisit old ideas and methods.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Offer your services and add a little excitement and adventure into whatever you do and people from different walks of life will gravitate toward you. Don’t worry about the changes happening in your personal life or at home. You’ll benefit in the end.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Too much of anything will cause problems for you today. Back away from anyone who is indulgent or wasteful. Rely on past experience to see you through emotional trouble brought on by a work-related relationship.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t let your emotions lead you down the wrong path. There is plenty you can do to stabilize your position if you refuse to let your personal feelings interfere with what needs to be done. Make your intentions perfectly clear.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Refrain from getting involved in joint ventures when you can do what needs doing on your own. Having the confidence to move forward is all that’s required. Control your investment in a project you believe in.

 

 

 

 


Thoughts I’ve had in the Elevator:

• Did that guy really just push “2”? You’re 19 years old, dude. TAKE THE STAIRS.

• Cover your mouth when you cough, jackhole!

• Awk-ward si-lence.

• Who’s itching my arm right now?

• Boo; I didn’t want them to stop.

• Ugh, dude, I think I’m getting a contact high off of your coat.

• For Pete’s sake, is there some sort of Mouthbreather Scholarship at this university I don’t know about?

• (sniff.) No. (sniff sniff.) NO. Someone did not really just do that, did they? Ick, icky, ick. Sulfur, eggs, burnt hair. Seriously, people?! This is an evaluator, not first-grader’s birthday party. Eat more fiber or buy a damn cork.

• Oh great, everyone just got off the elevator except me and this kid who refuses to get out of my bubble.

• Maybe he thinks the same about me, which would make sense seeing as he’s the one backed into a corner. Whatever, he’s still in my bubble.

• That guy in the corner looks awfully familiar … how do I know him? Class? I don’t think so. Church? Definitely not. Oh, I remember! Summit, freshman year! Oh gosh … that was the night I ate spaghetti before I went out. I wonder what he did with those shoes.

• This scalp in front of my face has major dandruff issues. Oh nose! I have to sneeze!

• Please tell me that’s a chemistry book pressing against my leg.

• How did footprints get on the ceiling?













 
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