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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Tie up loose ends at work or apply for a position that will bring you greater stability. Don’t let what other people do or say bother you. You’ll be overly sensitive and must avoid overreacting.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Give and take, sharing ideas, and expanding your knowledge with like-minded people will help you realize the possibilities within reach. A gentle nudge will grab the attention of someone who interests you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Put in a solid day of work, and you will reap the rewards. Advancement is likely to be offered in an unusual setting or while socializing with colleagues. Poor health or a mishap will occur if you overdo it physically.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Look forward, and forget about the things you cannot change. Experiment with different lifestyles or ways of doing things. Finding where and how you fit in best will bring beneficial results.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t let confusion cause you to miss out on a financial deal. You stand to lose if you aren’t upfront about what you intend to do. Any emotional deception around money, contracts, settlements, or legal matters will create a problem.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Spend more time with the people you love or socialize in order to find someone you want to get to know better. Love and romance are evident, but if you don’t make a move, you aren’t likely to enjoy the moment.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Too much dwelling on the past or worrying about what hasn’t been working for you is a waste of time. Engage in hobbies or interests you find inspiring or that will boost your confidence and help you develop a positive attitude.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t let anyone play emotional mind games with you. Deception is apparent and must be dealt with quickly. Change may be required if you want to pursue new goals.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The more involved you become in something that interests you, the easier it will be to incorporate change into your personal and professional life. Friends, neighbors, and relatives can contribute with advice.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep a close watch on your belongings, assets, contracts, or pending settlements or legal matters. Someone is likely to use emotional tactics to get something from you. Refrain from making a move or divulging your thoughts if you feel uncertain or uncomfortable with a situation.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of your health and well-being. Taking on too much responsibility can have negative results. Keeping a low profile will help you regain stability in your life and help you choose a better course of action in the future.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your changing plans and chameleon-like attitude will send mixed messages, personally and professionally. Pick a direction or a plan that is yours, not someone else’s, and stick to it, or you may disappoint someone you care about.





Things I’ve learned by watching TV dramas:

• If your wife is suffering from postpartum depression, it will be painfully obvious to EVERYONE but you.

• The only way to really sting your opponent in an argument is to dramatically turn and walk away after you make your point.

• Anything can sound sad if there’s a violin playing at the same time.

• If something really good just happened to you, chances are the phone call you are about to receive will squish your happiness in a second.

• Speaking of phone calls, they only come at times when you’re just beginning an important discussion, causing you to leave said discussion with many things left unsaid.

• At times when it seems like everything is collapsing around you, some supporting character — I mean, loved one — will make the most articulate and motivational speech you’ve ever heard, and everything will instantly be better.

• Delivering one-liners comes really easily to people in crisis situations.

• If you’re doing anything shady, and people take an interest in it, they’re gonna be a huge thorn in your side throughout the entire season, until they’re conveniently done away with.

• That people stutter and stumble over their words after being caught in a compromising situation apparently means nothing to anybody, and whatever excuse they manage to piece together is perfectly acceptable.

• You will never have a date that goes as well or as poorly as any date on TV. Ever.

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