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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Mix business with pleasure, and you will skillfully find a way to offer your services to a wider variety of people. Your serious but innovative approach to something you do well will attract attention and the support you require to advance.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Someone will try to take advantage of you. Don’t give in for emotional reasons. You will lose self-respect if you don’t stand up for your rights. Taking on responsibilities that don’t belong to you will end in disaster.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Size up your situation, and make an honest attempt to reach your goals. Success awaits you both personally and professionally if you play by the rules, are charming, and take care of business efficiently.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Evaluate your relationships with others. You’ll be prone to making the same partnership mistakes you have made in the past. Do what you can to make your home safe, secure, and a place of comfort. You need a place to relax and relieve stress.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ll be open to adventure and learning. A change in the way you do things or in your surroundings will stimulate ideas that can turn into a profitable endeavor. Someone older will help you move forward.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Concentrate on children, your lover or, if single, getting out and socializing with people of interest. A creative outlet or social networking will be conducive to meeting new people. Update your image.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ll shine at social events. Those looking for a new way to do things will welcome your insight and your progressive action. You can ensure a secure place for yourself, socially and professionally.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’ll have mixed emotions regarding a move or change at home. Rely on your ability to visualize the possibilities, and you will make the right decision. Change is good and with it will bring a new lifestyle, new friendships, and new beginnings.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You can learn a lot if you put your mind to it. Observe what others do, and use discipline in order to reach your goals. Opportunities are opening up — be ready, willing, and able to take advantage.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Refrain from taking on too much or letting things get out of control. Being a team player will allow you to monitor what develops. Your input can make the difference between success and failure. New techniques will help limit waste and errors.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Discipline and hard work will pay off. You can overcome anything you put your mind to right now, so stop procrastinating and start your journey down a path that can lead to a better future.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You’ll have some remarkable ideas, but before you try to put them into motion, make sure you know what you are doing. An oversight on your part will cost you. Be responsible for the work that needs doing, and you won’t be let down.

 

 

 

 


Did you know?

• Charles Duell, the commissioner of the U.S. Patent Office in 1899, according to legend, advocated its closure because, he said, “everything that can be invented has been invented.” It’s true. I looked it up on the Internet.

• In the early 17th century, residents of Manhattan built a wall to keep free-roaming pigs from devouring all the crops in their fields. The street that ran along that wall naturally came to be known as “Wall Street,” proving that irony is delicious — especially when served with a side of bacon.

• The term “boogeyman” has a disputed origin, some saying it comes from the Middle English word “bogeyman,” meaning “that guy who picks his nose in public,” and some saying it comes from the Indonesian Bugi people, who are notorious pirates and really sweet disco dancers.

• By law, citizens of Kentucky must take a bath at least once per year. Kentucky also has the 12th-highest incarceration rate in the country. Coincidence?

• The Scottish invented a sport called “Ferret Legging,” which consists of cinching the bottoms of your pant legs, placing an angry ferret down your trousers, and timing how long you can last. No, you can’t wear underwear. No, I’m not making this up. Among all the sports we’ve invented that involve or harass animals, this may the single instance wherein the human participants actually get everything they deserve and more.

• In the year 2000, the average bra size was 34B; in the year 2010 the average bra size was 36C. Prediction: The world’s first practical anti-gravity device will be marketed by Victoria’s Secret in the year 2050.













 
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