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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be careful that you don’t overdo it. Focus more on behind the scenes projects, where you can do a really good job and present with confidence. Now is not the time to put quantity over quality, if you want to advance.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You need to rest, relax, and enjoy. Update your look or style to better suit the things you want to pursue. Travel will turn out well as long as you don’t overspend or overindulge.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You have everything going for you, so don’t let laziness cause you to miss out on an opportunity that can change your life. You have to take advantage of the moment and engage in every opportunity you get to mix and mingle with enlightened people.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Broaden your horizons, and you will have a better chance to stay current and on top of what’s necessary to keep up with the times and utilize what’s available to get ahead. The choice to keep up or fall behind is yours.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Fast-paced and moving upward should be where you put your energy. Show what you have to offer and you will make a connection that allows you to fully use your talents. Don’t stop when there is so much you can do with the right combination of people.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your practical, insightful, and patient way of doing things will attract some heavy-duty people. What you take on now will influence your life both personally and professionally for years to come. It’s about versatility and relying on your intuition.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t let someone negative about life hold you back. Talk with people who have vision and creative input and can stimulate you to get things done. A conversation you have with someone from your past will help you find an answer you’ve been looking for.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t give in to anyone trying to manipulate your life or your future. Make decisions that will lead you in the most profitable direction emotionally, personally and financially. Don’t put your assets on the line.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Popularity will help you reach your goal, so diplomacy and showing interest in what others are doing will play a role in giving you the ultimate decision in the end. Change is upon you, and how you handle it will determine the outcome.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Put more effort into home and family. Buying love is not an option; it’s your attention that’s required. Learn your lesson from your past losses or from watching someone who ended up alone because they ignored what’s important.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’ll face opposition if you bring up emotional matters with friends, neighbors, relatives or your lover. Listen to the other side of the story. Using emotional blackmail will backfire, leaving you in a no-win situation.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t get too hung up on trivial matters. Discuss plans, but only with your inner circle of friends or partners or someone may steal or give away your ideas. Protect your assets and secure your position.





Valentine’s Day Weekend:

• I never seem to get a date for VD Weekend. Perhaps it’s in my delivery.

• I hate you so much, valentine’s day. Out of spite, I will refuse to capitalize you; an act of defiance best suited for an English major.

• FACT: Conversation hearts are recycled candy corn, and candy corn is recycled conversation hearts. This cycle, dating back to the early 1900s, was recently recognized by green activists as the world’s longest running and most successful recycling program. (Oh, don’t act disgusted; it’s not like you actually eat them.)

• “You’re outta this world.” That’s what Buzz Lightyear says, and I’d have to agree. So … my place or yours?

• Guys, even if you plan a romantic weekend away with your lady, when you get back on Monday, you’d better have reservations made somewhere. After all, it’s valentine’s day, you callous oaf.

• How come women never appreciate my sweet Magic: The Gathering-theme valentines? “You’re as pure and perfect as Akroma, Angel of Wrath — but as passionately hot as Jaya Ballard, Task Mage.” That’s from the bottom of my Phyrexian-free heart, ladies.

• Do candles still count as romantic if I have to use them because I failed to pay my electric bill? What about the four-times-daily massage I require with the prescription ointment? You’re shallow.

• I and all single people hate valentine’s day, so I just pretend that my brother’s birthday is a well-known holiday. So Happy Josh’s Birthday Weekend everybody, and let’s party. (I’ll bring the conversation hearts.)

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