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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t put too much emphasis on what everyone else does. Follow your own path. It’s what you offer others and the insight you bring to what you do that will make others eventually realize your value.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Learning something that will help you market yourself for the current economic climate will enhance your chance to get ahead and may also lead to a favorable geographical move. Think for yourself and follow the path that suits you best.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The future looks bright if you present your talent, skills, and a viable plan. There is stability in your future if you take the right steps to secure your position now. Don’t let love or feeling responsible for someone cost you financially.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Base choices on your needs, not what someone else wants. Being accommodating can be the path of least resistance, but it may not suit your needs in the future, especially if you cannot be fulfilled by the person in your life who is calling the shots.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Show your strength and confidence and what you are capable of doing. Your leadership quality will bring you added responsibilities but also the discipline and courage to turn something little into something big.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Make whatever self-improvements you can to position yourself for the future. Someone from your past can make a huge difference to the path you take. Listen to advice being offered.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Trust in your own instincts, not what someone else is trying to persuade you to do. What you propose will set the stage for what’s to come. You stand to benefit personally, professionally, and financially.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take your time, listen to what’s being said, and you won’t make a poor decision. The people closest to you and the ones who can affect your lifestyle may not understand what you want or need. Communication will be required.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Focus on home, family, and friends. Keeping both personal and professional deals and plans out in the open will allow you to gauge what you are up against. Your determination, coupled with staying power, will bring success.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ve got more going for you than you realize, so take advantage of any opportunity to speak from the heart. A serious approach to the way you handle pending problems will determine who will support your efforts and who will not.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You don’t have to bend to what others want, especially if they are asking too much of you or from you. Determine what it is that will make you feel satisfied or happy about your life, lifestyle, and future goals. Make your choices count.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): There is too much that you aren’t seeing clearly to make a beneficial decision. Step back, ask pertinent questions, and prepare to sit on the fence until you know what you want. An opportunity will present itself if you volunteer your services.

 

 

 

 


Lesser Known February Holidays:

• Elmo’s Birthday (Feb. 3): All he really wants is to stop being tickled.

• Thank a Mailman Day (Feb. 4): While you’re at it, also thank Outlook Express for allowing you to receive all that spam intended for impotent businessmen.

• Charles Dickens Day (Feb. 7): On this day, everybody is required to dress like Cockney orphans, raise their expectations, and perform magic tricks. (You know, maybe I should celebrate by finally actually reading my copy of *David Copperfield* … Nah.)

• Kite Flying Day (Feb. 8): What better time to fly a kite than in the middle of a blizzard?

• Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk Day (Feb. 11): Finally! The day where I can dump milk on people’s heads without consequence is almost here!

• Get a Different Name Day (Feb. 13): I’m thinking Reginald P. Awesomeson, III; Dr. Studly Meatpile, Esq.; or Harrison Ford.

• National Organ Donor Day (Feb. 14): Now that you know, you can figuratively and literally give someone your heart today!

• Singles Awareness Day (Feb. 15): After the 14th, they’re actually pretty easy to find; just follow the trail of used fast food wrappers, tear-soaked tissues, and broken rom-com DVDs.

• Hoodie-Hoo Day (Feb. 20): People are supposed to go outside at noon, wave their hands over their heads and yell “Hoodie-Hoo.” Why? Just do it because it’s awesome; that’s why.

• Be Humble Day (Feb. 22): Celebrate by holding a contest among your friends to see who can be the most humble. Winner gets tap water (and likes it).













 
 
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