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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Not everyone is in your corner, so decide who can be trusted. Don’t be afraid to change your mind or your direction if you feel it will help the outcome of a situation you face. Consistency is important.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep things out in the open. Communication and sharing with others should be tantamount. There is plenty to look forward to as long as you finish what you start and honor your promises.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Listen to background chatter, and you’ll pick up valuable information. An opportunity that can help you change your professional status is apparent. Ask someone you’ve worked with in the past to put in a good word for you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You’ll be more accepting and adaptable, so make a point of changing what isn’t working in your life. No one else will do it for you, so gather up your thoughts, and move forward with your plans. Work from home or put extra effort into your environment.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ll be drawn to different cultures, lifestyles, or ways of doing things. It will be vital that you aren’t a chameleon, copying someone you look up to or believe in. If what you’re getting doesn’t measure up to what you want, move on.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Step up and take responsibility. Your actions will create greater respect and the opportunity to be given interesting projects to work on in the future. Networking and pulling people together will enable you to position yourself well.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Just because someone wants something right away doesn’t mean you have to succumb to the demand. Pace yourself. Emotional concern regarding home and family will be difficult to deal with. Don’t risk what you’ve worked so hard to accomplish.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A proposal that will bring you greater security should be considered. Don’t sit idle when interacting with others is what’s required. Thinking too small or waiting too long will be your downfall.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Consider making a move or changing your living quarters to better suit your needs. Hard work, discipline, and taking action will do the trick. Make your presence felt by the business people who can help you secure your position for some time to come.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t allow anyone to push you into something you don’t care to do. Added responsibilities will leave you with little time to deal with someone else’s problems. Focus more on your personal life.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Any chance you are given to make positive changes must be used. Stability and advancement can be yours if you are willing to make the effort required. There is nothing holding you back, so rethink your strategy, then get moving.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Interact with someone you need in your corner in order to get a project or plan off the ground. Don’t let ego or jealousy stand in the way of victory. Sometimes, it’s best to take a back seat in order to get what you want or need.

 

 

 

 


Signs You’ve Been a Bus Driver Way Too Long:

• If a friend gets into the back of your car, you shout, “We’re not moving until you get out and come back through in the front.”

• Every time you get in your car, you tell the radio, “Clock out last driver, please.”

• You don’t let friends ride shotgun; they have to be behind the yellow line.

• You point out everything you believe to be impossible in the movie *Speed*; everything else you vow to attempt.

• Whenever you stop at a friend’s house to pick her or him up, you often pull out and drive off as they’re frantically running toward your car.

• You charge all of your passengers, and if they don’t have exact change, you kick them off, even if it is your little sister.

• You often forget to stop at your destination because no one pulled the “stop requested” cords you have duct-taped to your car’s windows.

• You exceed the legal number of passengers your car can hold on a semi-regular basis.

• You have two mottos: “Excessive braking” and “No seat belts.”

• Your favorite joke begins, “You are a bus driver. At your first stop, eight people get on your bus. At the next stop four people get on and three people get off. At the next stop …”

• You’ve rear-ended four different vehicles in the last six months because you keep forgetting that your car has a front end.

• You only turn up the radio when driving at night with a full carload of drunk freshmen.













 
 
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