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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You’ll be prone to overreact, overdo, and overindulge. Discipline will be required. Late in the day, find a way to spice up your life or to make improvements that will bring you greater self-confidence.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There is no point becoming angry or losing time or sleep over what someone else is doing. You have too much going for you to stop moving forward. Count on your resilience and diplomacy to see you through.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): There is plenty to accomplish that will set you up professionally and personally. Partnerships are apparent, and displaying your talent and ideas will attract positive attention. You may be tired, but the gains you make will be worth it.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Children, friends, and relatives will have a tendency to restrict what you can accomplish. You need to focus on making the changes that will enable you to get ahead. Be honest about what you will do and when.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Someone will expect a lot from you. Declining may not be the answer and could cost you financially and emotionally. Weigh the pros and cons, and you will come up with a solution that will help you avoid an argument that cannot be won.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Share your thoughts and participate in what’s going on in your family or community. The decision you make now will mold the way you move forward personally, professionally, and financially.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Creative endeavors will bring the highest return. You have plenty to offer, but charity begins at home and must be used for your own advancement and success. Progressive action will bring positive results.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Look at your old ideas, resurrect whatever you can, and make a go of it. You’ll be surprised at what you can accomplish now. With a few changes, you will reach the goals you set.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Emphasis should be on home, family, and your current position. Look at what’s being offered in your community. Alter your outlook and goals to suit the times, and you will find the success you need to live life the most suitable way for you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t give in to peer pressure. It’s important to follow your dreams if you want to achieve satisfaction and happiness. Stay focused on the end result and the perks that come with it.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can make alterations to your life if you pursue goals that will bring you greater stability. You can achieve greater acceptance within important partnerships and can put your attributes to better use. A relationship will help you reach your goals.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It’s what you do for others that will bring you greater recognition. Make a difference — be the one to put the past behind you so that you can make the most of the future. Allow yourself the freedom of being released from extra obligations.

 

 

 

 


Highs and Lows of My Winter Break:

· High: Making a new (boy)friend on the plane. I guess being abandoned by my parents for the exit row didn’t turn out to be so bad.

· Low: Mixing up hand signals and flipping off the fan controller during my indoor skydiving lesson. NEVER piss off the fan guy; he can make you fall flat on your face or hit the net ceiling with the touch of a button.

· High: Being able to say I’m from the 38th drunkest city in America. Cedar Rapids, city of five smells, you make me proud.

· Low: Seeing so many 80-year-old women sit in Vegas casinos, wearing sequined tank tops and leather mini-skirts, gambling their live savings away, and taking shots until 6 in the morning. These old bitties need better support systems (and much better support bras).

· High: Snoring so loudly on a plane that a flight attendant called me out over the intercom. The Intercom Club is way more awesome than the Mile High Club.

· Low: Losing my iPhone in Chicago, my glasses in Arizona, and a little of my dignity in Vegas.

· High: Drinking legally in Arizona, whose alcohol laws are something along the lines of “If your mom says it’s okay…”

· Low: Listening to a TSA agent awkwardly explain where each and every one of his fingers would be during some dude’s pat-down. (I guess the dude must have had one-too-many piercings in his private, tender areas.)

· High: Teaching my dad the Bernie’s dance.













 
 
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