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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t feel pressured to make changes you aren’t ready to make. Too much, too soon will be the problem. Focus more on enjoying the people with whom you share common interests. Love is in the stars.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You need a vacation or something that will get your mind in a positive place. Feeling hopeful will inspire and motivate you to take on a new challenge or to strive to reach the goals you set. Self-improvement will lead to confidence.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Go after your goals. Taking action is half the battle. What you learn right now will be easily implemented into your future. There are profits to be made, but don’t overspend.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Getting involved in what’s going on around you will make you a part of something important and will help you make difficult decisions. You’ll have the discipline and the added determination to follow through.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You don’t want to give away your secrets before you are ready to launch your plans. Socializing should be fun, not a chore. Someone you care about will give you a much better indication where you stand.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Look at the positive, and take advantage of whatever is available to you. Change is heading your way, but it’s up to you what you do with it. Make the most of it, and you will prosper; let the negative seep in, and you will not.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Only you can decide whether to move backwards, sit idle, or take a leap forward. You need greater diversity in your life; putting a push on what you want will help you progress in a life-changing direction.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): It’s about change and viewing life differently. A trip or a change of scenery for the day will open your mind up to a world of opportunities. It’s time to get things moving instead of watching what you’ve done become outdated.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Tread carefully around the people most critical of your every move. Offer love, affection, and good wishes to everyone around you if you expect to get positive response. A relationship can help you out emotionally and financially if you play your cards right.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t limit what you can do. A change in your community or neighborhood may need to be addressed. Be forceful but intelligent in the way you handle whatever situation you face. You want to win, not destroy.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t let your emotions cause problems in your relationships. If you are too vocal about what you want or expect, you will meet with opposition or hurt someone’s feelings. Positive actions will lead to the same in return.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You can expect to deal with other people’s problems today. The more empathetic and compassionate you are, the better. A deal that you are interested in can turn into extra cash. Some changes made around the house will add to your comfort.

 

 

 

 


Notes to Self:

• Never wear a white shirt to the dentist.

• It is okay to have maple syrup with your breakfast; it is not OK to have maple syrup as your breakfast.

• Always make sure no one else is home first.

• “Your Mom” jokes don’t work on your brother.

• Stop referring to your friends’ new baby as ‘it.’ Your friends seem to hate it. (You calling it “it,” that is, not it itself.)

• Try backing up your important computer files more often than never ever.

• Apparently, it’s rude to wave at a one-armed man riding a bicycle.

• When texting “I got a new DVD!” to your girlfriend, you need to make sure you include that first “D”.

• In a recipe book, a “/” denotes a fraction, not the word “or.” Hence, the recipe called for “three-quarters” of a cup of teriyaki sauce, not “three or four” cups of teriyaki sauce.

• Also, Hy-Vee teriyaki sauce and Hy-Vee worcester- shire sauce come in the same size and shape bottle, but this does not make them interchangeable.

• Even your 17-pound tabby won’t eat culinary mistakes as bad as “chicken worces- tershire stir-fry.”

• It doesn’t matter what the promises on the packaging say, there isn’t an air fresh- ener alive that’s good enough to cover up that corpse smell. Just clean your back seat, already.

• Whatever you do, don’t put that last Note to Self in tomorrow’s The Ledge.













 
 
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