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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t take chances if they might create a negative influence on your personal or professional status. If you are too vocal, you will limit the possibilities. Keen perception and diplomacy will be required.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Talks will lead to decisions that will allow you to move ahead. Do not let anyone upset your plans. Change is your friend, not the enemy, so embrace what comes your way and make it work for you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Focus on your future and on stretching your money. If whatever you are spending your money on is not going to help you earn more, don’t do it. Prudence will make you feel better; spending on frivolous items will not.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you feel you cannot accomplish something on your own, get some help. A partnership can make all the difference. Compromise may be required but will be worth your while. Now is a good time to implement the changes you’ve been talking about.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You don’t need to have a meltdown to get others to listen. Put your plan together, and present it with dignity and diplomacy. Anger will only cause you to overlook something or someone important to your future.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The effort you put into your home will pay off. Socializing more will bring you in contact with someone who can help you make positive changes to your future. Be a participant instead of a spectator.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There will be plenty of turmoil going on around you, and it’s important to be the friendly observer who can bring peace and order to the chaos. Focus on your own creative endeavors while you oversee what everyone around you is doing.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Get back to basics. Once you get rid of any unnecessary items and chores, you will have more time to spend on what really can make a difference in your life. It’s your life, so take control and do what’s best for you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Go at your own pace financially, emotionally, and physically if you want to get to the finish line. Love is in the stars, but you have to be honest about whether you are able to give what’s required to make it work.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ve got the right attitude, and you can make a difference. Try to be upfront about what you expect from others and what you are willing to give back. An unusual change will come as a surprise.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Slow down. Acting in haste will cause more harm than good. It’s better to work as a team player and be included. Make the right choice, and love will flourish; making the wrong one will alienate you from those you care about most.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You may think you have all the answers, but when faced with pressure or even a little forceful action, you will second-guess some of the decisions you’ve made. Concentrate more on personal changes and with whom you can connect socially.

 

 

 

 


Know your Ledge author:

I really want to write a screenplay based on that one Twilight Zone with the tiny spaceship that invades a farmhouse and the farmhouse lady fights them off and then at the end you learn that the aliens were human and the farmhouse lady was an alien, except that it’ll be on a planet-wide scale and the aliens will actually be aliens but the other planet will be like mini versions of us and it’ll be really easy to conquer, but then the twist is that we weren’t actually the aliens and the mini versions and everybody will be all like, “WHOA.”

I’ll never understand why some Christians are so adamantly against gay rights. I know that (arguable translations of) Leviticus says it’s a sin, but even then it’s not a sin important enough to warrant inclusion in the Ten Commandments. Those are supposedly the BIGGIES. Yet I’m not familiar with any campaigns to keep the covetous from marrying or to force the military to stop fighting wars on the Sabbath. I mean, let’s have a little parity, people.

I am pretty much the opposite of every person ever: I always keep my New Year’s Resolutions, I’m great with names, I am a morning person, I don’t really mind the humidity, I feel that the drivers in my area are generally competent, and I believe that children’s programs today are of the same quality they were when I was a child. But, hey, I still put my pants on one arm at a time, just like everyone else.

I used to like video games, but then I turned 25 and was like “You know? I’m an ADULT now. It’s time for me to do ADULT-LIKE things and really MAKE SOMETHING of my life.” And that’s when I started having Nerf Wars with my fellow ADULT friends.













 
 
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