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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't make any decisions that may affect your position, status, or advancement. You need a moment to recap what you've been through and to avoid a repeat performance that is costly or leads to greater uncertainty.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You've got everything in order. All you need to do now is make things happen. Your wisdom and charm will attract those wanting to help you reach your goals. A partnership will prove advantageous. Romance is highlighted.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Discipline will be required to finish incomplete projects. You can come up with a lucrative plan if you look at what you have to offer. A service that will help people just like you will bring in additional cash.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Get into high gear, and complete jobs that need to be finished before the year comes to a close. A little research will make your job that much easier, allowing you more time to spend with family or your lover.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take on a new project or look for an unusual interest. Focusing on learning a skill that can help you get ahead professionally will motivate you to strive for more. Don't let a lover or family member take over.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will attract business partners if you talk about an idea you want to put into motion in the new year. A challenge will interest you and bring you in contact with people you find inspiring and motivational.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Watch your step, especially when dealing with touchy friends, relatives, or neighbors. Stick close to home. A change in your current job or position may come about quickly. Discipline and hard work will pay off.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can talk your way in or out of any situation by putting a little friendly pressure on anyone giving you a hard time. Getting involved in social networking will pay off. Don't make any promises before you know what you are getting in return.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You may want to sit back and relax. Someone will take advantage of you or cause an emotional ruckus based on something you say or do. Stick close to home, and protect your assets.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your ability to take care of both personal and professional business will be impressive and will help you control a situation you face with a friend or neighbor. A short jaunt to a place that interests you will pay off. Love is on the rise.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Stop to help someone, and you will forget about your own worries. A disciplined attitude regarding money should be encouraged if you don't want to fall behind in your bill payments. A problem with an old friend or lover will set you back if you are too gullible.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You can make headway if you listen, observe, and prepare to make your personal or professional moves. Romance is in the stars. A promise made will be kept. Experience will pay off.





Why finals shouldn't be scheduled so close to the holidays:

• All this studying makes you more depressed then when you learned the truth about Santa in eighth grade.

• Instead of getting lost in the wonder and magic of the holiday season, you get lost trying to properly set up a stoichiometry equation.

• Your studies begin to influence your holiday thoughts, and you begin asking questions like "Could Santa's elves perhaps be the presumed-extinct Homo florensiensis we learned about in Human Origins?"

• Your diversions become holiday-tinged, like attempting to disprove Santa's existence by using rate and distance formulae from your Calculus for Business notes.

• Instead of wearing festive red and green and listening to Christmas ditties, you feel like dressing in all black, putting on mascara, and pumping up the screamo.

• You end up thinking about the rhetoric behind and their ulterior motives Christmas commercials, instead of just enjoying how truly cheesy they are.

• How is one supposed to focus when the eggnog is so cheap and plentiful?

• Instead of drinking with friends in celebration and memories of good times past, you are drinking by alone in your room, trying to forget as much of the last few months as possible.

• Whenever someone asks what you want for Christmas, without thinking you reply "all As."

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