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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Choose your words carefully, or you will have to compromise. Stay focused on what’s important. Optimism will attract positive people.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep your emotions in check. Don’t let someone you work with upset you or make you feel defeated. You have lots to offer, and being a little outspoken won’t hurt your position. Opportunities are available if you put in the effort.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Have a little fun with friends. Don’t take anyone too seriously. Keep moving forward with creative endeavors and dedicate a little time to a cause you believe in. Get ready to throw out the old and bring in the new.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Finish anything you’ve left undone. Don’t be surprised by the response you get from someone jealous of your talent and popularity. Keep an open mind. Socializing with colleagues will position you well for any job openings in the new year.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may have to restructure who does what if you want to make sure that you don’t fall behind at home or at work. Mixing business with pleasure will enable you to accomplish the most, as long as you don’t make a fuss or complain.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Socializing with friends, peers, and people who share your interests will lead to an interesting opportunity for travel, learning, or getting involved in a brand-new venture. Don’t let your heart rule your head.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take each step of whatever you are working on and do your very best. Someone hard to please will scrutinize you. Rely on your past experience to help you do what’s right. Discipline and hard work will pay off.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Offer helpful suggestions, using diplomacy, if you want to avoid a falling out with someone you care about. Focus on having fun. Getting back to your roots or making plans with people you don’t see often will help you recall life goals and how to reach them.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ll come up with an interesting moneymaking plan if you discuss your skills and the services you think you can offer. Before putting any money into your plan, test the market on a small scale. Look at the facts and decide what action will bring the highest rewards.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ll have plenty to be thankful for, and some interesting deals will show promise and prosperity. A leadership position will be offered because of your past performance. Greater responsibility will pay off, but it will cost you personally and emotionally.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It may be difficult to hold back the way you feel. Don’t let a mistake cost you financially or emotionally. Offer what you can to help out, but don’t feel you have to match what everyone else is giving.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t be afraid to change your mind or make an unexpected diversion that will catch others off guard. Your spontaneity will get others to respond to your requests. If you are willing to delegate work, you will be successful.

 

 

 

 


Thoughts on Breakfast:

• They say breakfast is the most important meal, so eat it 3-4 times daily.

• Breakfast dates never work. At the end of the date you’ll get excuses like “I would, but I have to do my laundry” or “How about we see where grocery shopping leads us.”

• Little known fact: all Kevin Bacon Fans prefer sausage with their eggs.

• Anything bite-sized can be cereal, just add milk. If you don’t have milk, then coffee, Mountain Dew, or orange juice can serve in a pinch.

• Waffles, pancakes and fruit are only healthy if they are not soaked in syrup, butter, and powdered sugar, even if they are in the shape of Mickey Mouse.

• Shakes and smoothies can be a quick, nutritious breakfast. I would still suggest you cook your frozen pizza, waffles, and bacon before blending them, though.

• Did you know: eating eggs was illegal until 1973? That’s the year the Supreme Court ruled in favor or farmers, deciding that ‘chickens aren’t legally alive until they’ve hatched.’

• Sick of French Toast? Make American Toast, instead! Recipe: make macaroni & cheese, substituting Budweiser for water. Mix in hamburger (87/13, preferably). ‘Dip’ Texas Toast into mix. Deep fry. Top with cheese, ketchup, and a donut. Eat less than half of it and throw the rest away.

• Note to self: My girlfriend finding Fruit Loops in my bed does not constitute “breakfast in bed”. With that in mind, breakfast in bed is not meant to be kinky, provocative, or analogous to hide & seek in any way.













 
 
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