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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Concentrate on the lesson, not the experience, and detach yourself emotionally. Discipline and gauging your time carefully will be required. Put serious consideration and thought into every move you make.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A chance to position yourself for a job that interests you is possible. Someone you know will put in a good word and a recommendation. Change is heading your way.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): There will be plenty of pressure to deal with if you leave your personal paperwork unfinished. You will not be able to move forward and may even be penalized. A sudden loss will leave you in a vulnerable position.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Make sure you hold up your end of any partnerships you are involved in. Socializing with peers or enjoying a little festive spirit at work will help you build a closer relationship to people you work alongside.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may not feel like working, but it's important to stay on top of your tasks. You may face problems with someone you love or live with if you don't take care of your share of the chores. A burden that will cause emotional upset must be taken care of immediately.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have plenty of options. Making alterations at home will turn out superbly and will bring you closer to your family or lover. A social gathering with fellow workers will allow you insight.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't let anyone guilt you into thinking you should do more. The pace will be hectic, and in order to do things well, you have to stay focused and stick to the basics. A good idea you want to share with friends or your lover will pay off.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Someone who meant a lot to you in the past will surface, making you rethink your direction and geographical location. A lot can change in a very short period of time. Be ready to take action at the first opportunity.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Take on a challenge, and you will show everyone how well you work under pressure. Expect to face a problem regarding your home, family, or residence. Finish whatever needs doing before the year comes to a close.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Sort through matters that need to be cleared up quickly. Your insight will guide you regarding your work and how you can turn something you want to do into a profitable endeavor. There is no time to waste.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The more you offer to help a cause or those in need, the better you will feel about who you are and what you represent. You can stabilize your life if you interact with people with something to offer you in return. Hard work will pay off.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You may face an explosive situation if you aren't willing to back down and rethink how you should proceed. Give everyone time to calm down. A promise made to someone you regard highly will be reciprocated.

 

 

 

 


PROs & CONs of Winter and Snow:

Pro: Claymation Christmas specials, A Christmas Story, and Christmas Vacation.

Con: all other Christmas specials.

Pro: Classic versions of "White Christmas," "Baby, It's Cold Outside," and "Let it Snow!"

Con: Christmas albums put out by every musical "artist" under the sun playing on repeat in all department stores from the beginning of November and into January.

Pro: Skiing and snowboarding!

Con: We live in Iowa!

Pro: A Four wheeler, some rope, and an empty pasture make sledding actually fun.

Con: Snow is not as soft as you think, and neither are trees, fences, or cows.

Pro: Frozen dog poo means I don't have to worry about it sticking on my shoes

Con: I can't tell whether or not my dog is healthy simply by looking at his nose.

Pro: Woman will still insist on wearing high heels and short skirts to the bars.

Con: You will regularly loan out coats and sweaters and never see them again.

Pro: I can easily avoid spots in downtown alleys where drunks have peed.

Con: People can easily tell that I've just peed in a downtown alley.

Pro: Fresh snow works great in margaritas and slushies

Con: You can only fool someone so many times with a "lemon snow cone."

Pro: My porch becomes a large freezer.

Con: I've only got enough money to buy a sixer of PBR.

Pro: Other people's porches become large freezers…













 
 
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