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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Fit as much into your day as possible, but do so with as little traveling as possible. Delays and detours can be expected. A partnership will experience difficulty. Charm and diplomacy will be required.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Put your situation in perspective. Understanding what will make others happy will allow you to manipulate matters to work well for everyone involved. Don't be fooled by someone asking for a handout.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Taking a creative approach to professional projects will be necessary. Be aggressive and outspoken, and know how much time and money will be needed to get your idea up and running. Summon people with the qualifications to contribute skillfully.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A change in your vocation looks promising, and you should do all you can to set yourself up for a position that interests you. Put a little time aside to relax and enjoy an evening with someone special.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Finish whatever you've been putting off. Challenges should be welcome; they will allow you to show your skills and abilities. Don't let a love relationship cause you grief. Charm, diplomacy, and refusing to let anyone upset you will maintain a good relationship.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Impulsive action will lead to anger, upset, and problems with partners and the people you live with. Be sensitive to what's going on. Make sincere and doable promises, and you will bypass complaints.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Do what you are asked to do, and don't make a fuss about it. Someone will be pushy if you try to get out of a promise you made. A problem at home will surface. You will do much better away from home today.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Tell the people you care about how you feel and what your intentions are. Make sure everyone is on the same page as you. You have to leave the past behind you if you want to advance or work toward a goal. Don't settle for less.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You should volunteer your help or give to an organization you believe in. Unexpected changes at home may leave you wondering what to do next. Ride out the storm, and wait to see what transpires before making a final decision. Time is on your side.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Finish whatever needs doing so you don't have anything hanging over your head as the year comes to a close. You can negotiate a better deal. Your powerful presentation will pave the way for a better future and greater security.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your innovative ideas will help you to help others, but you mustn't make promises you don't intend to keep. You can improve your reputation or hurt it, depending on what you say and do. Build a solid friendship, and you'll benefit.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Do not let your emotions lead to a parting of the ways because you cannot get along. Look past the initial stage of anything you are trying to do, and see the value in doing your best to make things work. Love is in the stars.

 

 

 

 


Thoughts I've had on the Cambus:

• When will these freshmen learn the "surfer" stance never works?

• I think my backpack just got violated.

• No, Girl-Sitting-Next-To- Me, I don't think the Cambuses have Wifi.

• Are we listening to Irish drinking songs right now?

• Really, dude? You're pulling the "Stop Requested" cord? Like the Mayflower Shuttle isn't going to stop at Mayflower?

• What do these signs mean? No smoking? No turban wearing? No 1920s Radios?!?

• Hey, you, the idiot who won't move past the back entrance, even though you can obviously see that there's room back there and people pushing to get on the bus, why don't you tell me your name so I can curse you for making me late for class.

• I just want to squeeze through here ... if only I could make it to the back ... because I know there are five open seats back there ... I can see them ... yes, there they are ... just past Guy-Whose- Name-I-Would-Curse-For- Making-Me-Late-For-Class.

• No, Shouting-Cambus- Driver, I will not move back and make room for the lazy people trying to get on at the Currier stop only to get off again at Pappajohn. I will curse their slothful souls. Idiots.

• Too thin ... too short ... too homeless ... too brace-face ... too scrawny ...wait ... was that a dude or a chick? ... too frat-boy ...

• That one. That one I'd do.

• So, if I am paying a $34.50 "Student Service Fee" to ride this bus, then how much does the random old townie man ogling me right now have to pay?

• Cambuses all smell like glue when they're wet.













 
 
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