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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Getting emotional over money, legal, or health problems will stand in the way of doing what needs to be done. There are all sorts of opportunities available to you if you are willing to speak up and respond.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You have to take the initiative and stay in control. Serious effort will bring the type of reaction and rewards you are hoping for. A partnership will adapt, no matter what choice you make.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Do the best job possible, and don't worry about what anyone else thinks or does. Love is on the rise, and getting involved with someone new or rekindling the flame with your current partner will do wonders for you personally and emotionally.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You may think it's best to keep things exactly the same, but you can do so much better if you adapt and update the way you do things. Socializing more will help you broaden your perspective professionally and personally.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Getting along with people you want to do business with or get something from should be your top concern. You will learn from connections made through networking functions you attend. A lifestyle change will do you good.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't let someone bully you into putting her or him first. Take care of your own business whether it's personal or professional. A change in one of your partnerships will be sudden; don't let it disrupt your plans.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There will be plenty to be concerned about. Don't let anyone infringe on your time when you are supposed to be taking care of important details. You must finish what you start. Excuses will lead to a poor reputation.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You've got so much going for you. Don't think you aren't ready because every last detail isn't in place. Whatever you have to present is a changing playing field, ready to morph into something different with the contributions made by others.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You'll find it difficult to get along with others if you take what's said literally. Hostility will not help your situation. Hold onto your thoughts until you are sure you aren't going to offend or damage your chance to advance.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Think back to your old dreams, hopes, and wishes, and you can incorporate the past with the future. Be open to what others are doing. Making changes at home will help to ease your stress and your overhead.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You need to partner with someone who has the potential to help you, not pull you down or lead you astray. Use your vision and ability to express your desires to invite potential people into your circle and your plans.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your emotions will escalate. Don't let anyone provoke you into an argument. It's important to get along if you want to get ahead. Get legal matters out of the way before making a presentation.

 

 

 

 


Signs Your Significant Other is Too Old for You:

• Their idea of a "kinky night" is lighting candles and reading Danielle Steele together.

• They call Jay Leno "Johnny Carson."

• You're thinking about dumping them for one of their grandkids.

• They still use dial-up.

• For your birthday, they gave you a card with $7 in it.

• For Christmas, they gave you a sweater made of wool so coarse you can file your nails with it.

• You met them at BINGO.

• They remember exactly where they were when man first landed on the Moon; they watched it live on television with their kids.

• You insist on driving because they "are just getting used to these things."

• Instead of going out on the weekends, you help them sort their pills for the week.

• They keep using terms like "twixting" and "bloogling" when referring to the Internet.

• Their favorite restaurant is Old Country Buffet, and they go there for dinner every day at 4 p.m.

• Their cell phone has a rotary dial on it.

• They actually have an opinion about the direction health care is going.

• Their favorite activities include sitting next to the phone waiting for a call, very easy crossword puzzles, and making people wait behind them in line.

• They remember when Wal-Mart and McDonald's were mom and pop stores.













 
 
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