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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Compromise, but in doing so, be sure your negotiations leave room for you to manage your expenses. There is money to be made if you use all the resources you have and come up with a workable arrangement for everyone involved.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't trust everyone with your personal information. A partnership can work if you are both on the same page. It isn't likely you'll be able to work with someone in whom you have an emotional interest.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Focus on what you want and how to get it. Don't delay. By working alongside someone as enthusiastic as you, achievements beyond your expectations can be made. Help will be offered by the most unexpected source.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A serious attitude about money will help you to stick to your budget, even if you are being enticed to spend more on entertainment or an investment. Taking an innovative approach to a hobby or an activity you participate in will lead to an interesting proposition.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Chill out, and plan to have some fun. Love is on the rise, and a promise will be made regarding an emotional situation. Making some changes to your home or lifestyle will be pleasing and will benefit you in many ways.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Get out with friends. You need to avoid people who criticize and nag and embrace those who get what you are trying to accomplish. An idea you have can turn into a moneymaking venture with the right input from someone with experience.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): An emotional quest for change will lead to an interesting alternative to the way you've been living. Keep all avenues open until you have viewed every possibility available.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Hard work will pay off, and underhandedness will work against you. You can strive to reach your goals and push others to follow suit, but in the end, your contribution will bring you the greatest advancement.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Resurrect old ideas or goals. You will have the discipline to see matters through. Love is on the rise, and events will develop between you and someone you've known for some time. A residential change may be necessary.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Sign up for a course or spend time with a mentor who will help you polish what you have to offer. Recognition and success are within reach. A geographical move will enhance your chances. Open your mind to the possibilities.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of legal, financial, or contractual matters, and you will win. There is a chance you will come into cash or a gift. Your ability to communicate effectively will bring about favors and opportunities that can change your current situation.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Someone will criticize you if you fall short or don't come through with a promise you made. Pushing someone who isn't ready to reveal the information you want will not help matters. Bide your time, and offer assistance.

 

 

 

 


Northwestern strategies for winning:

• Call the school "Northwestern" but locate it in northeastern Illinois. This will confuse the Hawkeyes, as well as invading Vikings from Minnesota.

• Coach Fitzgerald will boost team morale (and Northwestern's publishing arm) with his clever, quoteworthy "Fitz Witz" blurbs.

• As an original 1896 Big Ten founder, Northwestern will withdraw Iowa's 1899 invitation to membership. (The backup plan is to send Fitz back in time to stop the initial invitation.)

• The offensive coordinator will use Chicago's underground Prohibition tunnels to get to the end zone while the defensive coordinator integrates Tommy guns into the prevent defense.

• The acclaimed Northwestern research center will test out its latest red-shirt freshman, FrankenMongo.

• The Northwestern players will hold their breath until Iowa concedes or they turn as purple as their uniforms. (Hey, we didn't say these are effective strategies.)

• Northwestern will share its purple "vitamins" with Iowa. Wait, those aren't vitamins …

• Northwestern will play the field in the north-south directions; Iowa will be required to play east-west.

• (They also considered trading places with the Chicago Bears, but they at least wanted a chance of winning.)

• Northwestern will re-enact the Cary Grant crop-duster sequence from *North by Northwest* by sending remote controlled airplanes after Stanzi.

• Iowa's locker room will be located in Lake Michigan.













 
 
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