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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't push your luck when it comes to your position or status. You cannot let your emotions take over, ruining what you've worked so hard to acquire. Focus more on quality and getting things accomplished.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It's up to you to make a move. If you wait around for someone else to do something, you will end up in a stalemate. Taking the lead will work in your favor and show others you mean business.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Show what you have to bring to the table if you don't want a deal you are working on to fall through. A little creative input will grab someone's attention. Love is on the rise.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Someone will be watching your every move. Don't get nervous, just be yourself. A change of pace will be required if you want to show your capabilities and invite new opportunities, leading to a better position and future.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Show your fun side to both peers and friends. You have much to be thankful for and will gain praise and recognition if you are personable. Network, share your ideas, and be willing to take charge of whatever situation arises.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Legal issues may arise, and receiving good advice will be necessary in order to make a sound decision that doesn't cause you future upset. A social event will allow you to obtain input from someone with the experience you need.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't count on anything or anyone to do what they say. An emotional episode at home will leave you preoccupied when you should focus on how you earn your living. A past acquaintance may be able to help you out.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): It never hurts to throw a little mystery and intrigue into the mix. Getting out with people who offer mental stimulation and inspire you to expand your ideas should be on your agenda. Change is heading your way.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You may feel aggressive because of frustration. Try not to let your impatience get the better of you. Keep things simple and your emotions intact. Don't let unexpected alterations at home cause you to make a move before you are ready.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Gauge what everyone around you is doing before you make your move. Keep your past experience fresh in your mind so you don't make a mistake, altering the dynamics. It's important not to let your feelings overrule what you know is the right thing to do.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A serious look at your lifestyle, health, and wealth will be required if you want to take a step toward greater security and stability in your life. Listen to someone with experience. Good fortune can be yours.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): This is a give-and-take day in which equality will be what counts. An opening will be offered that can lead to financial improvement in your life. Self-improvement projects will pay off. Discipline must be maintained.





Revelations I had watching 80's TV:

• Seeing Tom Hanks in "Bosom Buddies", playing a cross-dressing graphic artist living in an all-women's hotel, I said to myself, "Someday that man will win an Oscar!" And you know what? I was right.

• The best way to fight crime and solve mysteries is with a two-person team, wherein each individual is completely opposite in personality, background, and philosophy. This is especially true if one is male and one female and they bicker constantly while edging ever closer to their inevitable love affair.

• As definitively proven by "My Two Dads", there is no reason why two straight men should not be given joint custody of a 12 year old girl and be expected to live together and raise her. Nope. No reason at all.

• In fact, if you have multiple daughters, and your wife dies, it makes complete sense to invite your two bachelor best friends to move in with you and help raise them. And who wouldn't agree to that?

• I mean, the only other alternative would be to hire a 19-year-old college guy as the live-in nanny for your teenage daughters. And who wouldn't agree to that?

• Violent, edgy, or raunchy films such as Alien Nation, Blue Thunder, or Police Squad are just ripe for translation onto Prime Time network television. There's just no way they can miss!

• If you can somehow con audiences in to watching 8 seasons of Bronson Pinchot in "Perfect Strangers", then only sheer idiocy and incompetence could have caused an actual funny show such as "Arrested Development" to be cancelled after two and a half. Not that I'm bitter.

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