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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Charm will be your greatest weapon and will allow you to get what you want but not give more than what you want to give. It’s about being fair and striving for equality. You’ll only get ahead if you put a price on what you have to offer.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You have to meet your opponent halfway if you want to get something accomplished. Love and romance can be the highlight of your day, so socialize, if you are single, or make special plans for you and your current partner.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Get serious about your personal life and future. Don’t let someone cause you grief or make you feel unloved or unwanted. There is someone special waiting for you in the wings. Honesty can spare your making a huge mistake.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You will have everything at your fingertips, but if you allow someone to railroad you into taking on an added responsibility, you will miss possibilities that lead to personal and professional advancement. This time, change will be for the best.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Resist any desire to cause trouble or to make someone displeased. Get what’s required of you out of the way so you can move on to activities, events, or hobbies you enjoy. Discipline and a sense of responsibility will be the name of the game.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Opportunity knocks, but if you don’t open the door, nothing good will come of it. A short trip, a group, club, or organization can contribute to what you are trying to accomplish and bring you an enhanced reputation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Uncertainty will cloud your day. Decipher what it is you want and what you can actually have. Once that is clear, you will be able to make a better decision. Problems at home will escalate. You’ll achieve more by working alone.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take an interest in friends, family, and children’s activities, and you will improve your relationships. Think big, and you will accomplish more and impress the people you are trying to get to know better or work alongside. Creative input will be constructive.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Anything less than hard work and doing your best will not be acceptable and can result in complaints and criticism. Know your boundaries; move swiftly. Being mature and responsible will be the key to making a lasting impression.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): As soon as you get mixed up in someone else’s problem, you will lose time and ground. Refuse to take on burdens that aren’t yours to bear. Focus on what will help you get ahead.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of personal paperwork. Problems with friends, relatives, and authority figures will leave you in a compromising position. Listen and observe, but do not get involved. Strive to get ahead, and you will please everyone who cares about you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You’ve got everything going for you, so don’t take a break. Love is heightened, and the opportunity to make a decision regarding a commitment will be possible. It’s a new day and a new beginning.

 

 

 

 


Thoughts about Traffic:

• It’s extremely hard for me to go any faster than the car in front of me. If I’m already less than a car length behind the slow car in front of me, climbing up on my rear bumper is not going to enable me to go any faster.

• If you have a minivan with a DVD player, I’m probably tailgating you only to try to see what you’re watching.

• I act on stage quite a bit and am used to staring into stage lights, so trying to shine your halogens into my rearview mirror is futile. Futile, I say.

• “Speed zones” are a total misnomer. Those areas should be where you can go even faster.

• I’ve freaked myself out when someone has followed me home, only to find that it’s just my neighbor who happened to come home at the same time.

• Don’t “No Passing Zones” just scream “Challenge” to you, too?

• Did you know that Iowa is one of only four states without helmet laws? At least we got the marriage thing right.

• Turn signals want to be used. It’s disrespecting them not to.

• If your pickup truck is so large it can’t possibly fit in standard parking-lot lines, you should probably stop feeding it the heavy fuel. Give it some unleaded and drive it around a park some.

• I should not have to follow you home and ask you what your vanity plate is trying to say.













 
 
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