The best of names and the worst of names
The Daily Iowan intramural sports staff reviewed the names of all the teams set to compete in flag football and chose the 15 best — and the five worst.
Best of the best
15. Rack Em Willies — YouTube it.
14. Sam Brownlee — Name speaks for itself.
13. Baywatch — As long as Pam Anderson is the leading rusher.
12. T-Rexions — Not sure if this is a "Sexy Rexy" Grossman reference or a Rex Ryan fat joke.
11. Favre's Finale — This team will announce its retirement from flag football today.
10. Touchdown my Pants — Viewer discretion advised.
9. Vick's Underdogs — Sponsored by PETA.
8. Ghana National Team — If this team is actually from Ghana, please contact the DI newsroom at 319-335-5849.
7. The Abusement Park — Jay Mariotti is allegedly a team captain.
6. Walker Texas Ranger — Chuck Norris scored a touchdown and kicked the PAT in the time it took you to read this.
5. Grenade Slayers — Turning the game into a Situation.
4. Team Miralax — If you're playing this team, just forfeit.
3. Mel Kiper's Best Available — Todd McShay disagrees.
2. Keystone Bodies — Not sure about the bodies part, but choosing to put Keystone in your name — always smooth.
1. 2 Mannings, 1 Cup — Clearly a reference to Oreos and milk.
Worst of the worst
5. Off Constantly — This team plans on losing a lot.
4. Team Red — Can't wait to see the one team member who shows up in blue.
3. The Slater Greats — Remember being a freshman?
2. Vuvuzela — Anyone who watched the World Cup this past summer knows how annoying it is to see that name.
1. No Punt Intended — Apparently not.
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