ARIES (March 21-April 19): Love is on the rise, and a passionate encounter is likely to develop if you are receptive to what's being proposed. Don't get caught up in the moment. Do what you want to do for the right reasons.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your ideas will surprise some and captivate others. Whether at work or while volunteering your services, you will be able to develop good relationships with those able to further your current position. Love is on the rise.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A new concept or idea will take off if presented properly. Don't let someone else get involved, or you may be persuaded to do things in a manner that doesn't reflect what you want to portray. Relax in the evening hours with someone special.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your emotions will take you in many different directions. Find a way to fit everything that needs to be done into your tight schedule, or you will face criticism or opposition. Now is not the time to take on someone else's burden.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You'll be introduced to people, places, and ideas that captivate your imagination and change your life. A fresh start will set you apart from the people and situations that have been weighing you down and holding you back.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You may get trapped in an emotional situation that boggles the mind. Sort through whatever problems you face as quickly as possible so you don't miss out on a fantastic professional opportunity. Stabilize your future by taking care of business first.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You need a break. Now is the time to discuss future plans. Love and passion will play a prominent role in your life. The more time spent with someone who inspires you, the better you will do.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): There are deals to be made if you share your idea and propose your plans. Involve someone who can contribute to what you are trying to develop, and before you know it, things will be up and running.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You will begin to see things differently if you listen to others and are willing to compromise. Follow your heart, and you will realize someone you have been following is truly trying to do some good.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You'll be faced with opposition. Travel will lead to delays or problems with rules, obstructions, or detours. Someone from your past can shed light on a new way to approach an old interest. Your patience will pay off.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You have so many good ideas, and if you implement the ones you think you'd enjoy doing most, you will be in a much better position financially and emotionally. There is money to be made.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You'll be drawn to someone with something unique to offer regarding your financial situation. It's a new day, and with a different approach, you can get back some of the things you have lost in the past.

How I fixed the toaster:

• Found a note from my roommate explaining that the toaster is broken.

• Reflected that this was not a problem; it had been ages since I last craved a piece of toast.

• Was overcome with an intense craving for toast.

• Inserted a piece of bread into the toaster and pushed down the little lever. Nothing happened.

• Did this 17 more times, just in case.

• Removed the silvery outside shell of the toaster, exposing its wiry innards.

• Ascertained that there was a red, a blue, and a green wire. Despite seeing many movies, was unsure of which wire to cut.

• Poked around a little, felt intense pain in right index finger.

• Unplugged the toaster.

• Came to the sad realization that I knew more about the plasma-injection protocol subroutines for the Enterprise NCC-1701-D than about fixing a toaster.

• On a whim, replaced toaster's outer shell, pushed down the lever, and noticed that the toaster seemed to work.

• Elated that the problem was somehow fixed, left the room while my bread was being toasted.

• Simultaneously recognized that (1) the toaster was still broken, (2) the smoke detector was still working.

• Went to Wal-Mart, bought a toaster, and brought it home.

• Left a note to roommate explaining that the toaster is fixed.