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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep your secrets to yourself. Take on responsibilities so everyone can see you are serious about your work. Socialize in the evening, and you will come across someone with an interesting take on the future.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Love and romance are highlighted. Finish your work quickly, and prepare to spend time with the one you love. If single, attend events in which you can meet people and find love. Short trips will be frustrating because of delays, but you will engage in conversations with interesting people.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Just when you think you are home free, you'll face someone unhappy with the way you have done things. Try to avoid any sort of confrontation. The best alternative is to volunteer to help an organization you believe in.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't let the little things bother you so much, and you will discover there is plenty to be thankful for and to enjoy. If you strive to be positive, you will beat the odds and find comfort in your home, family, and relationships.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You need to get away either mentally or physically. If you can take a mini vacation, do so. If not, lose yourself in a good book or a hobby. A new concept or pastime will introduce you to different philosophies or lifestyles. It's never too late to make changes.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): This can turn into a fabulous weekend if you put everything aside and focus on your love life. Don't let financial worries stop you from enjoying the comfort you get from spending time with family.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You'll be back and forth and back again when it comes to making a personal or professional decision. Before you drive yourself and everyone around you crazy, ask someone you trust for advice.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put everything aside, and focus on love and self-improvement. This is a great time to evaluate your personal life. Once you sort out how you can be more effective as a companion, friend, and lover, the other uncertainties will clear up.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep your emotional feelings out of any conversation you get into, especially if it involves friends, relatives, or neighbors. Keep things light, and stay true to your promises. Problems while traveling can be expected.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Deal with paperwork and personal business involving settlements, legalities, investments, or health issues rather than trying to get along with someone looking for a fight. Travel and communication will only lead to frustration and differences.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Look back, and you will see what needs to be done in the future. Past partners and financial mistakes you have made will come to mind, reminding you not to repeat what you did the last time. A residential move will help you change your life.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Make a professional move. Interviews, sending out your résumé, and exploring ways to offer your skills will all bring positive results. A relationship you have with someone will improve if you listen to the ideas, plans, and intentions being suggested.

 

 

 

 


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• “Toto, where the hell are we?”

• “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some chickpeas and an underwhelming shiraz-cabernet.”

• “You call that a knife? Well, sure it’s a knife. I mean, you have accurately named the tool that you are currently using, but what I have here is a much larger knife. Gaze, wistfully, at its largeness, won’t you?”

• “It’s reanimated tissue! It’s reanimated tissue!”

• “Frankly, my dear, I’m rather unconcerned with the situation at present.”

• “I wish I wasn’t so addicted to our homosexual lovemaking.”

• “I’m on the prow of a massive [expletive] boat!”

• “I will return at a later time.”

• “I’ll have whatever just gave that woman over there an orgasm, please. Actually, I’ll have two.”

• “I momentarily possess a desire — the desire to go really, really fast.”

• “Pork futures.”

• “Either get busy living or die.”

• “At my signal, unleash the brunt of your aggressions on our foes!”

• “Run McAfee, HAL. No, it’s not anachronistic, HAL. OK, well, yes, technically it is, but very few readers will catch it unless I specifically point it out, HAL.”

• “Badges? You’re right; badges would’ve been a good idea.”

• “Itch my back, you damned dirty ape!”









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