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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can negotiate, close a deal, make changes to your home, or even make a move. As long as you do everything according to the rules, you will not face any setbacks. Use your energy wisely.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Do your own thinking — as soon as you rely on someone else, you will be disappointed. A partnership will undergo some important changes, and the outcome should put you in a good position.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A proposal offered can be good for you even if you feel it lacks excitement and substance. Right now, it’s more important to make extra cash and clear any debts you’ve incurred. Take care of your responsibilities without being asked.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Control your own personal and professional situation. If you call the shots, speak up, and do a great job, you will play an instrumental role in your future. Your influence will parlay into a chain reaction of support and new friendships.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Disagreements with the people you must deal with will cause you to rethink your plan of attack. Don’t let your emotions lead you down a vulnerable path. You need a change of scenery, and associating with new friends will ease your stress.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Keep things in perspective, especially with love and romance. Changes that take place may come as a surprise at first, but they will help you financially and emotionally. An opportunity is available if you initiate it.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t be afraid to try something new or to do things a little differently. Your diversity and creative input will grab attention and hold interest. The more flexible you are, the better you will do.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): It’s in your best interest to try new things and incorporate your knowledge and experience into what you are trying to create. The potential to get ahead is present as long as you don’t overspend foolishly.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If you send mixed signals, you are likely to get the same in return. Offer only what’s yours to give, not an exaggerated version. Present truthfully who you are, what you have, and what you are looking for.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): As long as you collect information and evaluate your position, you will not be disappointed in what you can achieve. Don’t get involved in someone else’s problems or pick up the tab for someone else’s mistake. Protect your money, your assets, and your heart.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You may want to make some adjustments to relationships that will cost you a friendship. A love interest is likely to become your stability by helping you come to terms with what you need to change in order to move onward and upward.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Put your money in a safe place, or invest in a long-term investment. You can make money if you are smart and don’t share how much you are worth with others. A love relationship will get better or worse, based on a financial choice.

 

 

 

 


Proposal proposals

• Pay to have the message placed in Monday’s crossword puzzle. (And if she can’t solve the puzzle? Well, then she’s not marriage material.)

• Work it into a delightful game of Hangman.

• Go to an Iowa football game, and switch the I, O, W, and A flags with WILL, YOU, MARRY, and ME flags. (Nobody will notice. Trust me.)

• Spell it out with Alpha-Bits cereal. (Glued to the wall. Of her parents’ kitchen.)

• If she works with you, put it in a memo and give it to her. (“I’m gonna need you to come in this weekend and take care of this. Yeah … that’d be great.”)

• Knock-knock joke.

• Propose at a graduation. (There’s already a stage, a built-in crowd, and numerous pre-planned celebrations afterward. She’ll appreciate your practicality.)

• Duct tape Twizzlers that spell it out on the windshield of her car. (Watch those Rs, they can be tricky.)

• Sidewalk chalk. It’s cheap and it’ll disappear after a bit of bad weather. (Just like your marriage, you despicably horrible person. I mean, how could you!? She was your wife’s BEST FRIEND.)

• Do it while the two of you are playing any game where the score is close and you might lose.

• Get a garden and grow her favorite flowers in her favorite colors. Once they are grown, send her to a day spa. While she’s gone, tie the flowers around a metal grating that spells out “Will you marry me?” When she returns home, light your creation on fire. Makes ’em cry every time, guaranteed.











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