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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The future prospects look very good as long as you stick to facts and offer what you know you can supply. A challenging activity will ease your stress and help you make an important decision.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)): Criticism will lead to bad feelings and emotional distancing, so praise others for a job well done. Listen to the suggestions offered. Stress will cause minor mishaps or make you feel a little under the weather.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take on a little extra if you notice someone is not feeling up to par. Your help will be reciprocated. A secret you trusted with someone in the past is not safe. Reveal the information before someone else does.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You can talk all you want and you will command attention, but it’s what you do that will count. You have options to make some very crucial changes in your life both personally and professionally. Take advantage of what’s offered.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t be too surprised if you have to do things on your own. Waiting around for others to catch up will be a waste of time. You may have to let go of some of the people in your life who are holding you back.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Present, promote, and share everything you want to pursue, and you will get good feedback and excellent help. Romance is in the stars, so get out in social settings. Travel, attending functions, and networking will all pay off.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Concentrate on what needs to be done at home and with your personal papers in order to make things easier and less stressful. Getting behind financially or neglecting a pending problem will add to your worries. Talk to someone who can offer you sound advice.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Relationships will be a key to your success. A change in the way you approach life, love, and the people around you will make a huge difference when an important decision arises. Be ready to make a move.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Added responsibilities can be expected. Don’t try to pass what’s being asked of you to someone else. Uncertainty regarding your personal and professional future will have you questioning what to do next. Move quickly before you face opposition.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Making improvements around home will lift your spirits. Alterations to the way you’ve been living or the people in your life can be expected and should be welcomed. You are in dire need of a change.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There will be a fine line between being offended and offending others. A dispute can be avoided if you proceed with caution and do your best to be pleasant and noncommittal. Don’t meddle in other people’s affairs.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Traveling back in time mentally will help you remember some of the people who have meant something special to you in the past. An unusual relationship will occur if you are open about your feelings.

 

 

 

 


Things never heard on Full House:

• “Jesse! Stephanie OD’d! I told you to hide your stash better!”

• “Hey — anybody ever notice how we live in San Francisco, but we never seem to encounter any gays, lesbians, or transgender individuals? That’s weird.”

• “Oh, but DJ, you’re quite obviously too fat to be a cheerleader.”

• “Jeez, Dad. You need to get laid more.”

• “Girls, you know very well that Santa Claus doesn’t exist. Stop feeding Michelle that claptrap.”

• “Joey, that’s simply not funny. In fact, it’s utterly irritating. Cut it out.”

• “Dad, I think we’re all pretty aware that your marriage-wrecking OCD is what forced mom to steer into oncoming traffic that night. Yeah, we blame you.”

• “Michelle, you should be nicer to Kimmy. She’s actually your half-sister. Seriously. Smell your feet.”

• “The Beach Boys … again?”











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