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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t share your emotional opinion with anyone, especially people you work with. A turn of events due to a relationship you have with a peer or colleague will make you question your current position and the direction you should take.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take a time out and enjoy life a little. A change will be as good as a rest and will give you a chance to look at any problem you face at home with broader vision.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep a low profile. It’s better to be underestimated than to present expectations you may not be able to live up to. There is money to be made and paperwork to complete before you can celebrate.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): If someone is causing you grief, be open, and you will get things back to normal much quicker. Focus on work and the changes you can make to get ahead. A partnership will limit you if you don’t deal with the complaints or disagreements.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t let things get out of hand. Be smart about the way you handle the people you work with and for. If you are too outgoing and aggressive, you will not get your way. If you fall short on a promise, you will be penalized.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s full steam ahead. Don’t stop to see what everyone else is doing — just go after your goals, and push for what you want. Believe in yourself, and everyone will want to join in and help you. Love is in the stars.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A practical approach to spending and saving must be implemented if you want to make important changes to your personal and home life. Money put into a wise investment will enable you to stop overspending.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You have to consider what everyone else is doing and how you can complement what’s going on around you. Once you find a way to contribute, you will feel more a part of the situation. Change is upon you; don’t ignore the possibilities.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Do more for others, and you will manage to get the support you need in return. Right now, it’s about working toward a goal with a collective group. If you exaggerate about what you can do, you will have trouble delivering.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You may want to release some of the pent-up feelings you have regarding your personal life, home, and family. Honesty will put things in perspective. Love is on the rise, and your openness will help enhance your relationships.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Put more of an emphasis on what you say and do to help others, and you will receive support from friends and family. A closer look at your past will enable you to move forward. There is a lot to gain from what you experience now.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Do a reality check and revisit some of the connections you have had in the past and see what’s still available to you. A reunion will help revitalize an old partnership you never thought could work.

 

 

 

 


Things an 8-year-old is allowed to ask on Easter that I, apparently, am not

• How does Jesus hide all those eggs in all those yards in single night?

• Does Santa help?

• Did the Easter Bunny have its rabies vaccinations?

• If they buried him in the tomb of Joseph of Arimathea, shouldn’t they call it the “Tomb of Jesus,” instead?

• Is Easter too long to keep Christmas decorations up?

• Is Easter too early to put Christmas decorations up?

• I think ‘Golgotha’ would make a pretty girl’s name, don’t you?

• If you feed Easter grass to a dairy cow, will it give chocolate milk?

• The first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox — is that to make sure there’ll be no wererabbits?

• Wasn’t “Rex Iudaeorum” one of the Defense Against the Dark Arts spells Harry taught Dumbledore’s Army in *Order of the Phoenix*?

• Do they have egg hunts every day on Easter Island?

• If Samuel Adams brewed a seasonal beer for Easter, do you think they’d double the hops content?

• Why do we have to go to church every Sunday when all these other people only have to come on today and Christmas?!

• Can just I have jellybeans for dinner?










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