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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t fret over something that hasn’t happened. Do your best, and offer what you can without hesitation. Your willingness to be a participant instead of an onlooker will separate you from the crowd.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You will impress far more people with productivity. If you can offer your services at a discount when times are tough, you will secure your position. Kindness and generosity will be repaid.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may have to do some fast-talking to avoid a scene. Don’t let anyone put you in a precarious position by trying to pin something on you that is only partially your fault. Own up, and move on.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Trust your own mind to make the decisions that will benefit you most. Love is in the stars, and making time for an enjoyable encounter with someone special will help you feel emotionally secure. Self-improvement projects will go well.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Aggressive talks will help you stabilize your position and can mark territory for a prosperous future. A creative suggestion will intrigue the people who can turn your ideas into reality. Be honest about what you have to bring to the table.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t wait for someone else to make a decision that will affect you. Jump in, and make whatever adjustments are required to ensure your own success and happiness. If you don’t speak up, you have nothing to complain about.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your focus should be on home, family, and relationships. Don’t let a change at work cause you concern. Take care of your own responsibilities, and you will be free to give your attention to the people in your life who really count.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Avoid fights, disputes, and people who meddle. Concentrate on the creative, the exciting, and whatever will lead to a new adventure. There is no point wasting time over something you cannot change. A love relationship can take on a new life if you throw a few promises in the mix.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Everything you say and do will be scrutinized. Explain your every move with extreme accuracy, and get approval before you do something that may be questioned. A love relationship may be jeopardized if you are too familiar with others.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t let an old competitor get the better of you now. A knowledgeable view of whatever situation you face will enable you to control the outcome. Mix the old with the new for a workable solution.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Use your head when it comes to money matters. With a good budget, you can set your finances in order. Someone you work with or for may be angry if you haven’t held up your end of a deal. Be ready to make amends.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): If you lay down some ground rules and are willing to put the past behind you, you can strike a deal and start a partnership. A show of emotions will help you gain sympathy and assistance.

 

 

 

 


Consensus levels from four attendees of the Englert’s performance of the Peking Acrobats

No Consensus (1 out of 4 people)

• My child will never be allowed to take gymnastics under any circumstances.

• Sure, those spears were sharp, but I doubt they were “razor-sharp spears.”

• It was cool how he balanced that massive vase on his forehead, but it would’ve been OK had he dropped it; that thing was ugly.

• I could do that; I just don’t want to.

• Six chairs? That’s a bit show-offy.

• Wow, those female acrobats are tiny; I bet I could fit at least six of them in the trunk of my car.

• Icky, I hope they don’t go and eat off that table later.

• Ooooh, I really like those pants.

Minimal Consensus (2 out of 4 people):

• I should start taking yoga classes.

• I wonder how many of these acrobats end up marrying each other. I bet they have little bouncy babies.

• Having to put their faces where they put their faces, I bet those ladies have really good hygiene.

• You’d think at $30 per ticket, they could afford more than one bicycle for the 12 of them.

• I was disappointed by the lack of ribbon dancing.

High Consensus (3 out of 4 people)

• Wow!

• Ow!

• I’m pretty sure those spinning plates were somehow attached to those sticks.

• That whole show seemed mildly racist.

Total Consensus (4 out of 4 people)

• That one acrobat had huge boobs.









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