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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Work within a group, and do your best to be the coordinator. The resolutions you make should bring out the strengths in the people around you. Your strong beliefs and strategy will inspire and encourage.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It won’t hurt to take a different approach to the way you handle the situations that arise. Instead of taking a back seat, discuss problems head on, and you will find solutions. Take action.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make some moves toward a better profession or a job that will enable you to use your skills and talents to the fullest. Your future is about to take a turn for the better. A different geographical location looks promising.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Let your inhibitions go and your creativity take over in all that you pursue. You will get a favorable response from the people who can make a difference to your future. Don’t procrastinate when the possibilities are endless.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Move in a direction that will help you map out a better future. A partnership can offer you greater creative freedom and can result in prosperity. Someone from your past can help you out.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There is a lot riding on the decisions you make regarding your vocation or your future business choices. Whether it’s a new job, retirement, or going back to school, you can make it work for you if you have a plan that suits your current life position. Talk to someone with experience.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Taking the lazy route will only lead to depression. You have to get involved with people who are moving in the fast lane and looking for advancement in all aspects of life. The more connected you are, the better you will do. Love is in the stars; make the most of it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This is not the time to wait around for others to catch up. Be willing to let go of the people who are not contributing and engage with the ones who are.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Opportunities are present, but you have to be willing to make the effort. It may be time for you to check out a different occupation that will bring greater satisfaction. Love is looking good, but don’t let it cost you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Now is not the time to make an important personal decision. You can’t even trust your own judgment, let alone someone else’s. You are emotionally uncertain and will not benefit if you follow your heart. Sit and observe.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Believe in yourself. You can make a connection with someone who has plenty to offer financially, personally, and emotionally. Joining forces will keep you moving in the right direction.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Reflection is the answer. Readdress a situation you have experienced in the past, and you will realize what you have to do now. Reconnect with people from your past who were always there to help you. Talks will lead to new beginnings and greater hope.

 

 

 

 


(More) famous movie quote first drafts

• “Look, Daddy! Teacher was talking about bells and angels and stuff in school the other day, and I don’t support that on a Constitutional basis.”

• “I’d suggest you purchase a larger boat before setting off on your proposed expedition.”

• “I’ll limit his options to the point that the only remaining option that appears favorable is my offer.”

• “Build a ballpark and the ghost of your dead father will appear. No, yeah, it does sound completely ridiculous. I totally agree.”

• “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? I mean, you’re not a complete moron, are you?”

• “To be honest, I would really like to continue playing baseball and not die of this weird disease. Seriously, I really don’t want to die. I’m scared. I sometimes wet myself at night.”

• “You’re on my poop list now, Dorothy. You and that ugly dog, too.”

• “The truth is beyond your handling capacity!”

• “Nobody puts Frances in the corner.”

• “Do I make you randy, baby? No? Oh … OK, then.”

• The name is Bond, James Bond. It’s actually right there on my card.

• “Saaaaaalutaions, Vietnam!”

• “Soylent Green contains MSG!”

• “What we have here is failure to communicate. That, and a prisoner with five broken ribs.”

• “Mrs. Robinson, you want to have sex with me, don’t you? Sweeeeeeet.”

• “Do you feel fortuitous, chum?”









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