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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Nothing will be simple. The faster you adjust to the way things are, the better the outcome. A good attitude and less frantic behavior will help considerably.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Be sure to make your own decisions. You’ll be troubled by the problems an older relative is experiencing. It won’t be easy, but it will give you greater understanding. Don’t fight the inevitable.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The more time you take to make a decision, the harder it will be for you to recoup any loss you’ve incurred. Money matters can be resolved if you collect or pay an old debt. Get busy before it’s too late.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Get into something that really interests you, and it will lead to a richer and more rewarding lifestyle. Learning something new or starting a new project will put you one step closer to your goals. Travel will bring you knowledge and life experience.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A situation that develops will make it difficult for you to deal with partners, bosses, or any authoritative figure. Don’t let your emotional feelings confuse you. Focus on moneymaking deals or making upgrades.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Everyone will come to you for solutions. You will be put on the spot and must be ready to cover your back. Someone is probably trying to put the spotlight on you as a diversion. Take care of other people’s problems quickly, and launch your plans.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The clearer you are about what you want, the easier it will be, so don’t beat around the bush. Someone you are close to will play devil’s advocate and question what you are trying to accomplish. Let this guide you, so you don’t make mistakes.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Touch base with someone from your past who can shed light on a situation you face in your personal life. Experience in such matters will help to clear up questions, allowing you the mental freedom you need to move forward.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t fight a losing battle. Stick to your original plans, and you will reach your goal. Money deals can be made, but they must be within your budget. Don’t leave anything to chance or you will take a loss.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Patience and tolerance may not be enough when it comes to dealing with personal matters and partnerships. Have everything looked at by a mediator/lawyer before you decide to deal with someone who isn’t rational.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Expect someone to make a change that will throw you off-course. Showing your versatility and ability to stick to a schedule will impress someone who can improve your future. Dealing with authority figures or partners will be difficult. Stick to the truth.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You are capable of doing anything you put your mind to, and if you do, you will raise your profile and gain the respect you long for. Don’t focus on the people who let you down. A couple of positive actions will bring you a big return.





Haiku Friday

I am very smart.
My IQ is 91.
That’s an A-minus!

Dad tried to ground me
when I was almost 20
and, sadly, it worked.

“What’s in my future?”
she asked the augur meekly.
He yawned, “Who’s to say?”

The surgeons made plans
to play tennis together
while amputating.

Life is like haiku:
it bulges in the middle.
Too short, too long, too —

Some find peace through prayer.
Tensions eased. Sins forgotten.
(Same reasons I drink.)

Titus Platus said,
“… Gods play games with men as balls.”
Men: Nothing but balls.

The convention says:
“Take life one day at a time.”
There’s another way?

I thought I loved her.
But isn’t true love, I’m told
… if fam’ly approves.

I hate the pedants.
They always be correctin’
my spelling, grammer.

Telling the whole truth.
Packing bags in a hurry.
Two hand-in-hand skills.

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