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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You don’t have to make a decision based on what someone else wants you to do. Look at your financial position before you consider making a move that you may not be able to afford. Set your priorities and stick to them.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You will get a lot of satisfaction from helping others and will also find out some valuable information that enables you to make essential personal choices. Caution regarding home and family will be necessary to avoid mishaps or feuds.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don’t take what’s being said to heart. Concentrate on your own well-being and improvements that will raise your confidence and allow you options that may have been closed in the past. Don’t let anyone pressure you into overspending.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Like it or not, you are up for change. If you are willing to move forward, you will benefit from the journeys you take and the people you meet along the way. A partnership may pose some problems if you take on responsibilities that don’t belong to you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Aggressive action may work initially, but in the end, it will backfire, causing you restrictions and added responsibilities. A proposition that has been on the table before can now be taken seriously.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Plan to do things a little differently. A change in a partnership can help you incorporate a broader base for the projects you would like to take on. Talks will bring results if you cut to the bottom line.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t take chances, especially if it will disrupt your home and family life. Let your intuition guide you. Working with, rather than for, someone will allow you to offer more input into the process of accomplishing a common goal.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Doors are beginning to open, and an opportunity to make a critical move that will benefit you personally and professionally is coming into play. Alter your everyday routine so you can expand and diversify your plans for the future. Progress is doable.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You will be fooled by what others say and do if you haven’t done your research. An aggressive approach to a contract may be tempting, but in the end, you may take on more than you expected.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Do a little soul searching, and ask tough questions. An experience you had with someone in the past will enlighten you. Don’t hold back or waffle when it’s vital to say what’s on your mind.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’ll be torn among the past, present, and future. Don’t let what’s already happened hold you back. Look forward, and make sure that what you do now will enable you to make the most of what you’ve got to offer.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your emotions will be difficult to control. Change is required, but it should be good for everyone you care about, not just you. Love is in the stars, and it can make you particularly happy if you are willing to share what you have.

 

 

 

 


Overheard at Iowa

Guy 1: I’m going to go see my girlfriend at Burge.
Guy 2: I could never date a girl from Burge. Hillcrest to Burge would be a long-distance relationship, and I can’t handle long-distance relationships!
— Sometimes, you just have to be practical about these things. (Overhead by Trisha Spence)

Yeah, I joined the Star Trek Club. I don’t really like Star Trek that much; I did it more for socializing reasons.
— This subspecies of Slater girls appears prohibitively illogical, Captain. (Overhead by Tyler Doll)

Guy 1: I wonder who came up with the idea to name this place? “Panchero’s?”
Guy 2: I think it’s because the word “panchero” is Spanish for “burrito.”
— And what’s Spanish for “ignorant American” again? (Overhead by Drew Bielinski)

Do you think I can charge my drinking ticket to my UBill?
— Girl, to friends, arguing that castigation and convenience need not be mutually exclusive. (Overhead by Olivia Bachar)

Professor: Does anyone know the answer? [Points to guy in class.] What about you? You look familiar.
Guy: I took this class before. And no, I don’t.
— Those who fail history are doomed to repeat it. (Overhead by Alper Tuken)

Who is the mayor of Iowa City? He should be fired. Look at all of this underage drinking … I should be arrested!
— The coeds of Hillcrest, taking diffusion of responsibility to its extreme. (Overhead by Casey Clifford)









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