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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Travel is recommended, especially if you have old friends or family to visit. You will find out some information pertinent to your background that will help you realize your true potential.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You will overspend if you go shopping. Impulsive, unnecessary purchases or overspending on lavish entertainment will set you back. Being short of cash when you need it most will cause stress.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your focus should be on partnerships. Changes at home will bring good results if you work with — instead of against — what’s already implemented by someone else. You will discover that things aren’t as bad as you think if you compromise.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Put time aside for someone you feel responsible for. Don’t dwell on work-related issues, but don’t ignore what has to be done either. It’s your ability to handle several things at once that will lead to victory.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You will be the center of attention, the one everyone looks up to. Your entertaining and tasteful way of dealing with others will get you what you want, so enjoy the moment, and mingle with as many people as possible.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You are better off listening to complaints, not making them. Making changes that aren’t necessary will come back to haunt you. Keep a close eye on the subtle little things going on around you.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Moving about, taking in the scenery, or having fun with friends, neighbors, or relatives should be on your agenda. You will discover something or someone unique who will influence the way you offer what you have to others.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Focus on work and mixing old ideas with new, and you will find your way in a competitive economy. Your ideas will be good, but sharing them too soon will lead to negativity and criticism. It’s your ability to be diverse that will help you out now.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ll be eager to do everything your way or no way. Think matters through — if you do, you will know what’s best for you and let others step in and help. There is money to be made if you compromise.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): There may be a lot of unknowns and variables to deal with right now, especially pertaining to financial matters and your professional future. Avoid any restrictions from superiors or authority figures. Don’t trust anyone to do your job.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Follow your dream. Don’t let what someone else wants get in the way. Helping others will turn out to be the vehicle that leads to your advancement. A love interest will change your status and your lifestyle.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Be careful how much information you share with others. You may set yourself up for a disappointment if you count on someone or something that is iffy. You may need to put pressure on someone who owes you a favor.

 

 

 

 


Haiku Tuesday

My family tree,
few branches but still shady,
and so full of saps.

“Would you like a drink?”
is my nice way of saying,
“I would like a drink.”

I pay her with laughs,
and though she accepts, she tires
of minimum wage.

Jars and jars of cash,
buried throughout the backyard.
Safer than in banks.

“Y’all talk funny!”
she said of the Iowans
in a Southern drawl.

I missed the sermon,
distracted by lights glinting
off preacher’s Rolex.

I pledge heart, soul, life,
and tell her how I love her,
and she says “ditto.”

“Lacks ability.”
But my teachers had it wrong:
“Lax ability.”

Sleeps all day, needs pills,
diet restrictions, has fleas,
not the best girlfriend.

I am not “a tramp,”
and I have not “been around.”
I’m “sexperienced.”

I’m completely broke
and e’rything I own is
completely broke, too.









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