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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do what needs to be done. Put these burdens behind you, and you can pursue greater interests. A change in your financial situation will develop through talks with an agency, institution, or company. Be prepared to negotiate.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take charge, and you will soon have everyone lining up to help you achieve your goals. Your charm, coupled with experience and expertise, will make everyone want to join your cause. Enjoy greater benefits at home and work.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Back away if anyone burdens you with responsibilities that don’t belong to you. Organize your time wisely so that you have some free time available to spend with someone you love. Strive for equality in all your relationships.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Taking a little extra time to do things both at work and at home will help to secure your position and ensure that you are on the right track. Talk to people with whom you have collaborated in the past. You will find a new outlet for something you do well.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Emotional matters will escalate if you have been insensitive toward someone who counts on you. Include everyone in your plans, or you will be accused of being unfair. Your time will be better used doing something creative.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Expect the payback you’ve been waiting for. Contracts, settlements, legal, or health issues can be resolved if you push for completion. An early festive event will help you connect with someone who can help you get ahead in the new year.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Spend time where it counts. Do something nice for someone who needs help. Avoid an argument with a friend by allowing everyone to have her or his own agenda and opinions. Your originality and determination will win the approval of a potential partner.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Someone at work may have a personal interest in you. Be careful not to jeopardize your position. A new look at an old idea will help you develop a marketable product. There is money to be made.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t trust anyone but yourself to make vital decisions that will alter your life. An unusual turn of events will perplex you. Don’t waste your time trying to figure out an emotional problem.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Organization and strategy will go hand-in-hand. Let the momentum build as you wholeheartedly chase your goals. Success awaits you, so don’t stop until you get what you want.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your future is about to change with a decision you make that will alter your personal life. A partnership is apparent, and it can help you gain respect in your community as well as lighten your overhead. A skill you have can make extra cash and boost your confidence.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You’ll be unpredictable, emotional, and uncertain when it comes to personal matters. A lack of knowledge may be what stands between you and a big opportunity. Don’t cut corners when it comes to preparation.






A few of the failed previous attempts of the man who eventually invented non-alcoholic beer:

• low-sodium salt

• fat-free bacon

• calcium-free milk

• nonstick adhesive bandages

• waterproof paper towels

• fireproof lighter fluid

• foam condom

Snow White and the Seven Deadly Wonder Dwarfs of the Sinful Ancient World:

• The Lusty Great Happy of Giza

• The Gluttonous Hanging Sleepy of Babylon

• The Greedy Temple of Grumpy at Ephesus

• The Slothful Statue of Sneezy at Olympia

• The Wrathful Bashful of Halicarnassus

• The Envious Dopey of Rhodes

• The Proud Doc of Alexandria

Different types of “gram” and how much I would enjoy receiving them, from most to least:

• telegram (singing)

• pajamagram

• hologram

• kilogram (illegal)

• candygram

• telegram (non-singing)

• tangram

• kilogram (legal)

• kill-o-gram

• mammogram

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