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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take on a challenge, and you can prove a point and show how capable you are. Get together with people who can help you take an impossible task and turn it into a positive experience. Present your plans with sincerity.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Hang on to your cash. This is not the time to give when you have your own burdens to deal with. Don’t be swayed by someone trying to make you feel guilty. Keep spending to a limit.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take the time to get your home and yourself ready for upcoming festivities. It’s the hands-on approach and the ability to do things within a tight budget that will impress others the most. Consolidation and a strict budget will ease your stress.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): It’s important that you stay on top of both domestic and professional matters that can affect your future. Now is a good time to stabilize your position by strengthening what you already have to offer. Pick up additional skills.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The limitations or burdens that others have created emotionally must be diminished so you can focus on your professional future. Don’t give in to distraction or temptation. Challenges will test your talents.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Observe, but don’t speak your mind if you want to avoid someone’s meddling in your affairs or questioning your ability. Concentrate on the people who mean the most to you both personally and professionally. Love is in the stars.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Trouble will follow if you aren’t careful about what you say in the heat of a discussion with a friend, neighbor, or relative. Busy yourself with people who are more apt to agree with your position. You will gain the momentum required to apply your solutions where they’ll count the most.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Bide your time, and hold off making comments. Getting upset with someone who doesn’t see things the same way you do will be a waste of time and may bring negative results. An unusual situation regarding your home or a family member will make you question the direction you are going.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Expect someone to surprise you with an emotional offer that is hard to refuse. A past partner will want to reconnect. Schedule a meeting over the holiday season. A challenge will get you ready to take action.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t give in and pay for someone else’s mistake, even if it is the season to be generous. Be firm when dealing with people asking for cash donations. Getting involved in something for the wrong reason will have a negative outcome.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t be afraid to speak your mind, especially when it has to do with relationship concerns and your future. Expect to be questioned by someone you care about. Explain your position and what you feel you need.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Work hard, play hard, and you will get outstanding results, personally and professionally. Your persistent nature will pay off and bring about a change of attitude among your peers. Talks, travel, and financing may be subject to change.

 

 

 

 


We hold these truths to be self-evident (and a little nerdy)

• If we’re going to spend roughly $73 billion on the war in Afghanistan in 2010, can’t we just invest that money in trying to build ourselves a Voltron instead? Seriously, I think the Afghan people would fall in line under the looming threat of a 50-story robot made from five smaller, laser-puking lion robots.

• Devoutness to *World of Warcraft* is just as legitimate as devoutness to a religion, only their reward is eternal life and our reward is a never-ending progression of marginally better pretend armor and weaponry.

• There needs to be a nerd equivalent of the Fifth Amendment, protecting us against divulging our hobbies to new people in public. “I refuse to answer on the grounds that it would expose me as a shameful, lame person.”

• Instead of putting dead relatives’ ashes into urns, it’d be nice if we could put them into Pokéballs and call on their specialties when you need them. Like, if it were your turn to make Christmas dinner, you could pull out your collection of Pokéballs and yell, “Grandma Smithwick, I CHOOSE YOU!”

• Heroes NEVER really die in comic books. They just go away for awhile. It’s like sending a child off to camp; sure it’s hard, but you just wipe away the tears, think of the good times, and pray they don’t return from their sojourn wearing S&M gear and hooked on drugs.

• For all the advanced technology in the Star Wars Universe, you’d think, at some point, some inventive Jedi or Sith apprentice would have come up with the simple idea of a wrist lanyard for their lightsabers. Because, you know, those things seem to get knocked out of their hands with surprising regularity.









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