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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Discuss your plans to find out as much as you can about a project that interests you or about someone you want to get to know better. A job opportunity will develop if you express your eagerness to take on whatever task is required.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Observe what everyone around you is up to. The experience and wisdom offered will help you make a vital decision concerning your beliefs. Look at past decisions and circumstances to help you make the right choice now.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Sort out any differences you have with a partner or someone you are planning to do something with before you start down that path. Emotional issues will surface if money comes into the picture. Be upfront.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Right now, you are overreacting to everything going on around you. Instead of fretting, get to the bottom of what’s bothering you. If change is necessary, stop fighting it, and you will see how much easier it is to get ahead.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The barter system will work well for you if you are a fair negotiator. You can both win and can form a good long-term partnership if you work together. You may feel like celebrating, but don’t let your emotional exuberance cost you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t let your emotions take over your personal life. Something bigger and better is just around the corner, but don’t let anyone in on what is happening. Remain mysterious for now.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Talking about what you want to do and actually doing it are not the same thing. Get busy presenting, promoting, and pushing. Your plan is feasible, but keeping it to yourself isn’t going to amount to much.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t let uncertainty stop you. Live up to what’s expected of you, and you will realize your true potential. Success is built on failures, so shoot for the stars, and don’t look back. You have what it takes.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You have the drive, discipline, and determination to turn your plans into reality, but if you let someone interfere or sidetrack you, a costly mistake will be made. You can be successful if you stick to the task at hand and have the confidence to go it alone.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stay on top of things by taking care of matters yourself. As soon as you rely on someone else, a problem will develop. Dealing with institutions will be stressful if you are unprepared.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Someone who has caught your emotional interest will puzzle you. Don’t let your heart rule your head. Proceed with caution, and don’t make promises that may cause you legal or financial grief.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your erratic behavior will confuse people. Don’t rely on things being as they appear or on people doing what they say. Say as little as possible, and you’ll keep everyone guessing while you perfect what you are working on.

 

 

 

 


Overheard at Iowa:

Dude 1 (regarding a picture on Facebook): I can’t tell if this chick is hot or not.
Dude 2: Just look at all of her pictures, and then we can take an average.
— Provocative discussions of applied statistics at the UI Main Library. (Overheard by A.J. Turner)

“When people become famous enough, they have to become Jewish. For protection.”
— Well, we never claimed to be a rabbinical school. (Overheard by Zach Townsend)

Young man: I’m having a case race this weekend.
Young woman: Really? How far do you have to run?
— Ah, the joys of intramural sports. (Overheard by Dustin German)

“Do real brown cows really make chocolate milk like they do in Farmville?”
— A non-Iowa native, while eating lunch in Burge. (Overheard by Anonymous)

Girl 1: Who’s that old guy on the field?
Girl 2: I think that’s Nile Kinnick.
— The student section of Indiana game, perhaps wishing for otherworldly assistance … and getting it! (Overheard by Traci Bauer)

“If God didn’t want us to masturbate he would have given us shorter arms.”
— A professor, exploring an interesting hypothesis. (Overheard by Anonymous)

Girl 1: Are you guys official yet?
Girl 2: We’re having sex Thursday morning.
— Business is done by appointment at Hillcrest. (Overheard by Alex Lohaus)









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