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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Teamwork will pay off and give you greater leverage for taking on larger tasks. Love is in the stars, and spending more time with someone you care for will enlighten you, averting a problem in the future.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t lose hope. An opportunity you’ve been waiting for will take a new and exciting direction. You can meet your goals. Negotiate, and set your standard high. You’ll meet your mark.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Mix work and play, and you will make new friends and find common ground with the people you spend most of your time with. Breaking down barriers will help you professionally. A romantic relationship is looking very intense.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Keep things to yourself for now. If you share your thoughts before you have things signed, sealed, and delivered, you may have trouble completing what you set out to do. Talk your way into the inner circle before making assumptions.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do all you can for a cause you believe in, and you will receive rewards for your efforts. Someone from your past still cares about you, so if the feeling is mutual, make contact and try again.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Use charm, diplomacy, and your imagination to get through any meeting that is of a sensitive nature. You can win — but only if you are compassionate and understanding when dealing with others. With a little finagling, you will be able to please almost everyone.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Use your serious outlook and attitude to help you resolve some of the little problems you have faced with friends, peers, and relatives. You will find a way to bring people together. A relationship that is important to you should be nurtured.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Promises will be broken and tempers will get hot if you don’t have your facts and figures straight right from the beginning. It’s time to clear up loose ends and move past some of the deadweight you’ve been carrying so many years. Start fresh.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Partnerships, personal relationships, and getting down to the bottom of things will all take place if you show your determination and willingness to meet someone you care about halfway. Don’t let your own insecurities stop you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can impress everyone if you are detailed, precise, and willing to take action. A past interest will come to mind and entice you to get involved in a similar interest program or business now. Your intuition will help you avoid past mistakes.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s all about strategy and making the right move at the right time. A relationship will open up greater financial opportunities and bring about a change in your lifestyle that will enable you the freedom to follow through with some of your long-term goals.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t let your emotions get the better of you, or you will make a mistake that will be difficult to reverse. There will be a cost involved if you allow others to make decisions for you.

 

 

 

 


Life is like a box of chocolates …

• … decidedly more expensive the month before Christmas.

• … sometimes smooth, sometimes sticky, and sometimes bumpy.

• … by the time you’re done with it, you just want to sleep.

• … a lot more complicated if you can’t read instructions.

• … it’ll make you choke sometimes.

• … more fun coming in than going out.

• … better with some decent wine.

• … except that it’s not a box and not made of chocolate.

• … a surprise gift that’s not always appreciated.

• … only truly wasted if thrown away before it’s finished.

• … the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts.

• … only truly enjoyable for a maximum of three days.

• … less expensive at Wal-Mart, but also worse.

• … the French think they do it better.

• … purchasable on the Internet.

• … old ladies have them, but you don’t want the ones that old ladies have.

• … you shouldn’t take it from a stranger.

• … if you come to it late, all that’s left are the hardest options.

• … of very slight comfort to the homeless.

• … it’s a bad idea to leave a child with one unsupervised.

• … the best chunks often go to children.

• … rife with spaces that could be filled with chocolate.

• … the crappiest ones last the longest.

• … it lasts longer if you know how to keep your mouth shut.

• … you probably won’t need a knife, but it also probably wouldn’t hurt.

• … more fun late at night than in the morning.

• … not as harmful if you brush your teeth and exercise regularly.

• … if it lasts too long, it gets stale.

• … eventually, you’re gonna eat it.









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