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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t give in to demands or to people trying to play on your sympathy. Protect your assets and offer suggestions, not cash, to those asking for your help. A past acquaintance will challenge you emotionally.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t make any hasty decisions regarding home and family. Stick to your original game plan, and let everyone else take care of her or his own business. You will be led astray if you believe everything you are told.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep things simple. As soon as you start to take on too much or involve yourself in other people’s affairs, you will have added responsibilities or will be blamed for something you didn’t intentionally do. Focus on your future, your interests, and your career.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A skill you have will be recognized and put to use in a unique way by someone you respect. Gains can be made and contracts negotiated in your favor. Don’t let your personal responsibilities restrict you from getting ahead.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Acting on impulse will not help your situation at home, at work, or financially. Someone who knows the ropes and could alter your course of action will question you. Budget, and avoid unwarranted stress.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Being upfront will get you what you want in the end. You don’t have to make friends — just prove your point, and you will advance. Someone will be jealous of you. Detail, precision, and dedication will lead to your victory.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Stop being so hard on yourself and the ones you love. Everything will work out if you focus on what you can do instead of what you cannot. Some worthwhile changes made at home could save you money.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Study the facts, and hold off making a move that can upset your emotional well-being and home life. Interact with creative people with similar interests for insight in resolving a problem you face with a friend, relative, or partner.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t let anyone make you look bad. Stick up for what you have done in the past and what you plan to do in the future. A relationship with someone you meet while volunteering your services will turn out to be beneficial.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Making some changes at home will allow you to take care of both personal and professional needs with greater ease. Stick to your budget. You can get what you want for a lot less if you do your research.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your emotions will lead you in the wrong direction. If someone is trying to upset you, question whether this person should be in your life or not. Don’t settle for someone or something for the wrong reason.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Before you fall for a situation that isn’t likely to pan out, do your homework. A false sense of what you have will lead to an expensive lesson. Listen to common sense being offered by someone who has business savvy.

 

 

 

 


Haiku Tuesday

I’m a collector.
Cards, caps, coins, pogs, books, rocks, toys.
Shrink calls it “hoarding.”

Clean, nice stalls, sinks, soaps,
even a trash can next to …
this ain’t the men’s room.

Veal, lamb, suckling pig;
three examples why there aren’t
baby cannibals.

Great philosophers,
they’ve given us such wisdom.
’specially Anon.

Nursery, painted;
crib, built; baby clothes, purchased;
pregnancy, unplanned.

Most children answer
astronaut, cop, or princess.
I said, “Don’t wanna.”

Two in the shower,
washing, scrubbing, rinsing, but
keeping it dirty.

I lost my cell phone.
If anybody finds it,
please call my cell phone.

As winds grew stronger,
the moment swept them away.
Then the winds did, too.

It’s called “Fight or flight.”
A shame there aren’t more options,
like “feint and crotch-kick.”









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