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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t let big jobs daunt you. Work at your own speed, and do what you can. Romance should play into your plans late in the day. An old friendship can be revitalized if you make the first move.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You can’t go wrong if you follow your own path, not someone else’s. Take your time and do things right. Your experience and knowledge will put a professional slant on everything you do. An old love interest will play a role in a decision you make.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Someone you have worked with or for in the past will recognize your talents and the chance of getting greater opportunities through this channel will develop. Eliminate any minor health issues you are experiencing.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Delve into the secrets that baffle you about someone you are interested in getting to know better. Offer help and suggestions. You will be emotional and able to speak openly. Don’t be afraid to make personal or professional changes.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Stick to your budget, no matter how tempted you are to spend more. You can make some great alterations to your living quarters. A problem with truth and promises being honored can be expected.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s time to shake things up a bit at home and where your personal desires are concerned. Question anyone who can influence what you do for a living. You may want to pick up some additional skills or broaden your outlook.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ll face obstacles if you try to use emotional tactics to get your way. Rely on past experience to help you win favors. A change of plans, going in a new direction or making adjustments to a relationship that isn’t working should be considered.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You will thrive on change, trying new things and meeting new people. An old friend or lover can alter your life by offering you false hope that can easily lead you astray. Proceed with caution.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Remove yourself from the line of fire. A conference, trade show, or talking to someone with experience will pay off, but don’t initiate change until you are satisfied that you will get the results you need to move forward.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It’s OK to be emotional and get things out in the open. In fact, it will do you good and help show your sensitive side. Once you prove your point, you will get all the help you need. A passionate approach will bring results.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t be fooled into thinking you are being told the truth just because someone says so. Take a closer look before getting involved. Don’t let anyone make you feel guilty because you want to back out of something you aren’t sure you want to pursue.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Use emotional tactics, if necessary, to get to the bottom of what’s really going on in your personal life. Children, friends, and even lovers may not be completely honest with you. Dig deep, and you’ll discover the truth.
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What the Internet thinks about Michigan by Andrew Juhl
• “Michigan is where the wheels of justice are lubed, greased and paid for.”
• “Michigan is where you find the pure raw rods.”
• “Michigan is where we begin experiencing luminous visions.”
• “Michigan is where the Coyote used to order all his roadrunner-catching contraptions from.”
• “Michigan is where Chuck was raised, and it was in his elementary music class where the director said, ‘Hey Chuck, you’re big — why don’t you play the tuba?’ ”
• “Michigan is where he’s at and where he’ll stay, for better or for worse.”
• “Michigan is where he honed his idiot skills.”
• “Michigan is where a group of longtime friends first had the idea for the musical coalition that is now Bear Lake.”
• “Michigan is where the alleged misconduct occurred.”
• “Michigan is where one can enjoy one of the best (if not the best) views of the Chicago skyline.”
• “Michigan is where Vern ‘Butch’ Lanphear knows what kinds of battles Lusty has endured.”
• “Michigan is where the inventor that created a system for doing it lives.”
• “Michigan is where fun goes to die.”
• “Michigan is where members can have a friendly chat among like-minded people.”
• “Michigan is where Jesus defeated Joseph Smith and his army of dinosaurs back in 1644 with the help of the mighty wolverine.”
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