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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can make an interesting career move that will encompass your creative skills in an unusual way. Check out the opportunities in an industry that offers more benefits, higher wages, and future growth potential.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t think about the things you want to do, prepare to make them happen. Your actions now will determine whether you are a leader or a follower. A short road trip or telephone calls will be required to take care of a family matter.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Before you lash out at someone who isn’t living up to your expectations, consider if you are pulling your own weight. Expect opposition and a reluctance to give in to ultimatums or demands — and consider how you can turn things around.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Take part in the activities going on around you, or you may miss out on a very special encounter with someone you care for. Conversations will lead to something you least expect. Share your thoughts and ideas about the future.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t sit back if someone offers you a good deal. Take advantage of any change that will benefit you professionally or financially. You’ll regain your enthusiasm if you incorporate something new into something you are in the middle of doing.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will lack concentration and will find it hard to finish what you start. Consider what’s really important, and make whatever adjustments are required to work at top speed. Shirking your responsibilities will not help form important alliances.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your intuitive thoughts will lead you in the right direction if it has to do with a financial matter. Don’t let someone’s lack of vision or originality frustrate you; take over, and complete what needs to be done.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You are in the right place at the right time. A meeting with someone you respect will lead to a lasting relationship. If there are changes in social plans, don’t be afraid to go it alone.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Ulterior motives are present and must be considered when you opt to take on something that you aren’t positive you want to pursue. Protect yourself and your assets from anyone who is too aggressive.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The more informed you are, the better equipped you will be to take on a task that is heading your way. Once you establish your position, others will come to you for help and advice and to offer assistance.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your ability to accept responsibility will alter your life and help you plan for a better future. Getting rid of debt and asking for reimbursement for the things you do will all contribute. Invest in yourself.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Socialize and network, but leave time for love and romance. Whether you are single or in a relationship, you can make your life better with someone who complements you. If you aren’t happy with your current situation, now is a great time to make a change.
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Know your Ledge author: by Andrew Juhl
• I am a very complex individual; I am multifaceted. I am also multifauceted; I have spigots everywhere.
• I have never cheated on a woman. I have, however, been ‘discretely polyamorous.’
• Every year on my birthday, I either kill a hobo with a tire iron or eat ice cream.
• I am an evolutionist; I prefer to subscribe to the ignorant theory that I chaotically descended from stupid, humble ape-monsters. But I do submit that the notion seems substandard when compared to the idea that I might have descended from the obviously superior ancestor of dirt.
• I hate the phrase “Catch as catch can.” It makes no sense to me, and I have even researched exactly what it means. The phrase actually scares me, and I think it should scare you, too. Say it three times into your bathroom mirror at midnight. Go ahead. I dare you.
• I define “stress” as the desire to beat someone to death with his or her own dismembered leg, but being legally or physically restrained from doing so. You could say that I carry a lot of “stress.”
• As the old saying goes: “Everyone man has his price.” Mine is $100,000. And a carrot cake. I love carrot cake. No carrot cake? No deal.
• I time my days in hours. I time my nights in Scotches. (I am really looking forward to winter.)
• Sometimes I get angry with myself for doing stupid shit. I get mad, and I yell. Then I feel bad, and I apologize. And let me tell you: the makeup sex is awesome.
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