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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You’ll face trouble for not pulling your weight around home. A change in the way someone wants something done will cause some concern. Don’t share secrets or let others in on your future plans.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A job that can be done from home will get far more attention, bringing better results. An interesting conversation with someone who can influence your advancement will help you assess your situation and future.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Someone you thought you could count on will disappoint you. Focus on what you can do to get ahead professionally, and put any personal matters aside until you are in a better position to act rationally. A change of plans may cause a rift.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Make some minor changes to your home. Adjustments to the way you do things both personally and professionally will stimulate the progress of your projects and enhance your results.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Stick to your game plan, and don’t be tempted to try to impress someone by promising the impossible. You may have to take a short trip or spend unexpected time in transit or doing research. Accuracy will be important if you want to protect your reputation.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Spark a conversation with someone you meet, and common ground will lead to a new friendship. A romantic getaway should be among your plans. Visit someone you respect who will shed light on a situation you face.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There is more going on secretively than you realize. A chance to make some improvements to your residence or to purchase property will add to your assets. An idea you have will do better if you bring on board someone you have worked with successfully in the past.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The more actively you are involved in a cause or group you enjoy, the greater your chance of getting together with someone who adds value to one of your projects or your personal life. Any opportunity to travel or engage in different cultures will contribute to what you do and who you are.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The less conspicuous you are, the better. Keep things simple and to the point, and don’t cut corners. Prepare to take the bad with the good when it comes to home and family. Not everyone will agree with your plans.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Make sure you understand what everyone else wants and is trying to do. If you are diplomatic, thoughtful, and helpful, you will make a friend instead of someone who will fight every suggestion you make. Productivity is the name of the game.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your emotions will trick you into doing something you probably shouldn’t. Hold off doing anything without a trusted friend’s opinion. A sudden change in your financial situation will help ease your stress.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You’ll have far greater input and control if you are upfront and opinionated. Getting together with friends will inspire you to take another stab at a creative venue you have tried to launch in the past. Make sure your motives are reasonable.

 

 

 

 


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